Stupid Event For Candy

[Deleted User]

who said anything about a break?????????

Where's Noris McSquirter...oh he's dead.

[Deleted User]

fk me, she makes Candy look positively gay<a/>

candy ollier

german housewives can do what they like. young master collier is putting his cheesy old feet up on days 4, 8 and 11. and booing any of his comrades still competing on 14.

i might take alex my masseuse with me. she has magic fingers.

[Deleted User]

ya-boo-hiss....

candy ollier

no, she really does

[Deleted User]

go on....10 in a row....well actually

24 mile swim then 1120 cycle then 262 mile run....

FK that's huuuuuuuuuuge.

Maybe the channel is back on then cycle to Germany and run to Austria or something stupid.

fat buddha

that kraut bint is a bit of a minger ain't she?? is she related to Peter Stringfellow?????

Iron Rose

the Canadian one is here that I am referring to, the rest of the course is laps but not the swim.

Levi Double IM Canada

and its in the river for the swim

Iron Rose

Grampa Rose, love it, sounds very twee ! lol !!

Dr Nic Twinks

I doubt she has much time for an extensive beauty regime, FB (shame on her).

candy ollier

Peter Stringfellow is gawjus anyway. If only I was 16 again.

candy ollier

rosey the double looks great!! 2007??

candy ollier

or maybe even 2006. the website is still the 2005 one by the looks of things. is that the one you were talking about, where a family looks after you and follows you round stuffing burgers in your mouth?

[Deleted User]

That would be a nice family holiday. You would get loads of brownie points if you did that.

candy ollier

its a shame its in term time (unless they delay it a bit)

Iron Rose

yep thats the one. there are a number of families in the area that support the race and some even put you up. however there is a leisure centre that most of the athletes stay in, you are appointed a support crew if you wish that help as well. Swim in the St lawrence, cycle loop, run loops. 2007, might have to forego IM if I am doing Norseman as well but that is my year of Hawaii attack !!
Making no promises or predictions past next year.
Also all sorts of things up in the air now as we just had an offer accepted on a house but we are bering thrown out of our rented in 4 weeks cos the landlord won't give 1 months extension. I reckon about 8 weeks to completion giving 4 weeks of living out of a suitcase at a friendly relatives, could be a problem for training !!!

candy ollier

i'm quite fancying it for 06 if the dates work out

Doubly Bionic Ironwolf

here's another totally mad event for you lot - the Inferno in the Bernese Oberland. 3.1 km swim, 92km road bike, 35km MTB, and a 25km mountain run up the Schilthorn (usually snowing up there). 5,500m climb in total over the course, 2970m of it on the run.

Or there's always the Xterra events! You have to be truly off your rocker to do one of those. Take this description of the MTB course on Maui - 'the plunge, a 5-mile screaming downhill with loose lava rocks like land mines on the trail and on either side of the trail pointy lava rocks and Kiawe thorns. In other words, Don't Fall'.