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Yet another theory

The FLM is a mass participation event. So it's in the organizers' interests to select all the crocks and grizzled old farts for the race. If even this bunch of wrecks can run a marathon, the argument goes, then so can you!

The presence of the young, good-looking and photogenic, like me, would undermine the mass participation appeal. Prospective marathoners would be intimidated by my lean, bronzed, finely-honed torso.

I know I'm right.

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