WLTM any desperate/drunk* female runners

Unknown

OMG!!!!!!!!! <hides eyes>

McGoohan

Lawks a mercy! Is that the time.

I must away to my beauty sleep.

Night peeps.

Unknown

Yeah you need it bast*rd boy

McGoohan

Look into my eyes, into the eyes, not around the eyes, into the eyes.

You're under.

When you awake, you will not recall seeing this thread, but will think you had a nice cup of tea instead.

Three

two

one

Wideawake! and you're back in the room!

Unknown

wrong!!!!!!!!!!

Bod

Here is a picture of Andy a few years ago, greased and ready to smooth talk you laydeez. Unfortunately, since he got rid of the mullet he has been unable to unsheath his weapon so to speak - sham

M...eldy

LOL Bod ... why didnt you say before :-)))



Cath - have a buchers



PPHHHWWWOOOAARRRRRRRR

Unknown

BOD -- LMFAO!!!

Unknown

I'm laughing so hard... I'm crying. Sorry.

Bod

You like?

Unknown

Meldy -- phwoar..?? C'mere lass, yer glasses must be fogged.

Unknown

Bod -- do I like..? Errr well, hardly matters does it. I'm not Andy's cuppatea anyway

Bod

I feel if his posts were as sensitive as his pose then he would have no problems. It says 'i'm tough and rugged but know how to treat you right'

Unknown

either way Bod... I'm too "big" for our Andy anyway

;o)

[Deleted User]

swoon swoon

Unknown

rn!!! stoppit now!! You ladies are scaring me!

Bod

I wish he'd come back, the forum is a more boring place without our Andy

M...eldy

Cath - Kate MOss would be too big for Mr J

Unknown

Meldy -- aye and he ent even seen me eh

;o)

Jose.

I'm drunk, not now but give 2 or 3 hours and I'll be

[Deleted User]

don't you dream of running your fingers through his greasy mullet and them basting a chicken with what is left on your fingers....

McGoohan

Ewwww

Bod

So what do you say to the barber? Can you brush it all back, heavy on the oil and finish it off with a sort of ringlet effect?

McGoohan

"Make me look like a pimp"?

[Deleted User]

whilst practising the the art of looking alluringly in the mirror wondering how anybody could love you as much as you love yourself ?

Unknown

I'm so fecking glad I'm on holiday today because you guys are killing me this afternoon... I'd have a hard job explaining all this somesuch stuff to the dutch porn star!

[Deleted User]

Where oh where is Colin Sad when us girlies need him the most ????? Ahhh the thought of the gentle waft of his halitosis breath in my ear is almost too much to bear.......

Jose.

I suffer from halitosis if I can be of any help.

[Deleted User]

do you have a pair of trousers that you wear up to your armpits too ?

Jose.

nope, but my armpits have ponytails