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Two deep sea divers stood at the bar trying to outdo each other and impress anyone who would listen.
Ist Diver. I was diving off Cornwall around an old Spanish wreck and while inside the hull I had to throw myself against the side of the ship as a 220 foot Conger Eel swam past me, it were that big it took 10 minutes to swim past me!!
2nd Diver. Thats nowt, I was diving off Jersey Isles around an old Spanish Galleon which was almost perfect apart from one solitary cannonball hole in its side. I swam inside and got into the Captain's cabin, and there was the Captain's Skeleton still sat in his chair, with the Captains log still open and a quill in his hand, and on the table a candle and it was still lit!!!
1st Diver. Give over you car'nt expect me to believe that!!
2nd Diver. Okay then you take 200 foot off your Conger Eel and I'll blow the candle out!!!
Ist Diver. I was diving off Cornwall around an old Spanish wreck and while inside the hull I had to throw myself against the side of the ship as a 220 foot Conger Eel swam past me, it were that big it took 10 minutes to swim past me!!
2nd Diver. Thats nowt, I was diving off Jersey Isles around an old Spanish Galleon which was almost perfect apart from one solitary cannonball hole in its side. I swam inside and got into the Captain's cabin, and there was the Captain's Skeleton still sat in his chair, with the Captains log still open and a quill in his hand, and on the table a candle and it was still lit!!!
1st Diver. Give over you car'nt expect me to believe that!!
2nd Diver. Okay then you take 200 foot off your Conger Eel and I'll blow the candle out!!!
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