My very funny M.J jokes got cazzed super quick!!!

spoil sports! santa maria!!!


  • One the one hand, they were about Michael Jackson.

    On the other hand they were about sexual abuse of children.

    Not everybody finds that funny.
  • MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭
    What MJ's favourite song?

    "I'm forever blowing Bubbles ...."

    (so this one gets cazzed too!)
  • Mutts, bestiality isn't a crime so it won't get cazzed...
  • Is it not ?

    <debates a trip to the zoo>
  • Bestiality ISN'T a crime :-o


    For the record, I agree with Waapster
  • true waap i didn't think of it like that.

    rob, i'm sure bestiality is actually a crime? surely animal rights groups object?
  • MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭
    I've never had a thread cazzed <sulk>
  • if indeed if isn't a crime then it SHOULD BE!!! just cos the animal can't complain doesn't make it right.
  • Is it? Even if the parrot says 'Okay'?
  • My post appears to be missing a question mark.

    So here it is:

  • I thought it was an innocent comment about MJ singing football chants...
  • I've just spoken to my husband about this and he says it' s illegal – and he's a policeman. Anyway, parrots only repeat what they hear, so you can't pretend it means it when it says "Okay" – that's just sick.

  • Maybe this can shed some light on issues of legality...
  • and how's a parrot gonna say OK when it's wrapped in sellotape??
  • What if you teach the parrot to say "I like cock"?
  • A girl parrot is bound to like cocks, isn't she?
  • That's a very fair point.

    Well, that proves it's OK then. QED.
  • oh - is this going to be one of those threads where Rob cazzes himself?

    (which should be illegal too)
  • As long as it's a girl parrot. Otherwise: sick.
  • BOBBY! Men have been killed for things like that. I'm going to tell Auntie Fanny on you!
  • you're assuming that male and female parrots are called cocks and hens. Bet their not!
  • Go on then, what are they called? Put me out of me misery...
  • Auntie Fanny's surname is...
  • Cecil and Margaret
  • well, swans are called cobs and pens.

    [flicks tassel on li'l mortarboard]
  • that last post was for Bobby.
  • I dunno...ask a parrot-fancier (you'll find them in prison, under the section marked "perverts" door to Michael Jackson....oops.....there I go again)
  • When I say I'm giving Bobby a post, I don't mean I'm...

  • A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

    "What do they say?" the priest inquired.

    "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

    "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

    "Thank you!" the woman responded.

    So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

    One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the bibles away. Our prayers have been answered!"
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