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And the Ronan version is rubbish.
Stop that sobbing LDB
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
SR
SR - I am seriously too sad to continue. Off for some quiet Kirsty thoughts.
oh bring me some figgy pudding
oh bring me some figgy pudding
and bring it right now
Greeny
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Greta singing everyone, how much money did we get?
three coffee cups
two furry gloves
and a party with friends for tea
Hi Greeny
Big festive greetings to you too.
SR
and i wont go until i get some
and i wont go until i get some....
(back to fffat club that is!)
Here's a great Christmas song - it's called "Thanx For Nothing"....
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing,
You shouldn't have,
Oh - you didn't.
You're so generous.
Thanks for nothing.
Never mind all the stuff I bought for you, It was my pleasure, getting nothing back.
Come next year I'm getting you what you got me - ****ing nothing.
See how you like it.
I don't have much money but I got you something nice.
I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price,
To show I care this time of year.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
So I'm a sap, under the Christmas tree,
Trying to find the gifts I thought you got for me.
But there was nothing there - what a shock,
Just the torn up wrappings from all the gifts I bought.
Thanx for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas.
Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with.
What a blessing. You're really something.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully,
Sweating in a crowed mall and you don't get **** for me.
You selfish ***hole.
I hope you die,
Choking on your putrid pile of presents 6 feet high.
Thanx for making Christmas such a disappointment.
Thanx for making sharing seem so ****ing pointless - What a pal.
I'll tell you one thing,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
tra la la la la la la lala!
Oh, it's not MY work, bune, I just appreciate the sentiment - have you met my family???
We all want some Figgy pudding
We all want some Figgy pudding
And Fluff pudding too
Our dear departed cats were called Figgy and Fluff.
and we wont go until we get some
And We Wont Go Until We get Some
AND WE WONT GO UNTIL WE GET SOME
SO FLING SOME RIGHT HERE!
( accompanied by raucous singing and much flinging of figgy puddings)
Someone's just put a Cadbury's Puds on my desk - does that count? I'll eat it on your behalf, and you can enjoy it vicariously....
Mmmm......
I'm trying so hard not to eat them,
....but seeing as I've already scoffed a handful, I'm not doing very well at it.
Too cold for carol singing, how about singing on the run !!
Roy "Chubby" Brown does a few good renditions of xmas carols and xmas songs on the video "Jingle B******s"
cant repeat any of them on here as they are a bit cheeky..
Gaz.......
My boss bought us a large tub of Miniature Heroes last week. When I left work on Friday (I was the last out), there was two-thirds of the tub left. I was off on Monday. I came in on Tuesday, and, between the three of them, the others had scoffed the lot and left none for me!
I've been trying to find the words for Kevin "Bl**dy" Wilson's Christmas song - anyone got any ideas?
We also get very pi**ed so if there is massive power cut we don't give a monkey's bo****ks
I had a works Christmas party in a pub on the banks of the River Severn a few years back. The river burst its banks, and the pub basement flooded, shorting the electricity. The company electrician had to get down there to sort it out for them! Luckily, it was the kind of pub where they had proper beer, pulled by hand....