Yes folks a special investigation by the Daily Planet has revealed that the 1960’s group formerly known as International Rescue are now operating in RUNNERSWORLD as International Heart Rate Rescue (IHRR). The Daily Planet, in an exclusive story, has conclusive proof that Jeff Tracy, his 5 famous sons and associates are once again saving souls from lost causes of heart rate monitor abuse. This special investigation has also revealed the pseudonyms being used by several of Jeff’s team in RUNNERSWORLD forumland. What is more, the arch enemy of International Rescue, THE HOOD, is also revealed to be still active.
Just two days ago a distressed runner from Tunbridge Wells, NEILRUNS was rescued from erroneous use of his HRM while out alone on his long slow run. NEILRUNS was saved by rapid intervention by IHRR. News of NEILRUNS’ rescue spread quickly and several other bystanders were also seeking the help of the IHRR team. Again, two weeks ago EVIL PIXIE was found helpless before a catalogue of HRM options to buy in a confused state. Rapid reaction from IHRR was able to provide her with great guidance and she is now well on the way to receiving the Xmas present of her dreams.
International Rescue was formed in the 1960’s by reclusive billionaire industrialist-turned-philanthropist Jeff Tracy. Mr Tracy took his billions and several technology geniuses to a remote island where he built a series of fantastic flying machines called Thunderbirds. Using state-of-the-art satellite monitoring Mr Tracy and his 5 sons were able to monitor for cries of help all over the world and using their technology to respond to countless emergencies and save lives. Their tales of derring-do are legendary, catching supersonic aircraft, burrowing into volcanoes etc etc. Throughout their time in operation IR were challenged by the arch-villain, THE HOOD, who would seek to impersonate the IR team in order to wreak his own havoc. THE HOOD’s main weapon was an incredible gaze which allowed him to hypnotise anyone he looked at and bring them under his total control. Affected citizens would then follow his every word to the letter.
Now in the early 21st century in RUNNERSWORLD the Heart Rate Monitor has emerged as the citizens training aid of choice. There are many published guides on using these but it is easy for citizens of RUNNERSWORLD go astray and become slaves to these devices. This is where THE HOOD is at his most dangerous and forms the rationale for the re-formation of Mr Tracy’s team as IHRR.
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