HA, didn't really go to Tesco, was hiding round the back to catch out naughty litter-gathering creatures who eat my FAVOURITE pudding when my back is turned!
Runners talking about love of puddings makes me feel so much better about that tub of chocolate chip I have in my freezer for finishing tonight (then it's back on the diet).
Um, i've always wanted to try a Brandy Alexander (yes, a colleague sent me an hilarious story of Lennon and someone else being 'blootered' on that particular 'aperitif'). One of those, please - I think the hour is respectable!
If I ever have kids then you've just inspired me to call one Brandy and the other Alexander if it's a boy and a girl or Brandy and Alexandra is two girls (little bit of artistic licence there, ladies and gentlemen).
Ah, finally I have inspired someone, even if it's only to call their potential offspring after a calorie- and cholestoerol-laden drink. Success at last!
Think I might need a real drink. Can I have a pint, two lethal alcoholic milkshakes is enough for now, it's not even dusk. Time to put songs on the jukebox.
I'm desperately trying to find something as an antidote, Nelle, like Slayer!
Time to move on from this hostelry (to a real one with a better jukebox, but probs not such a fine barmaid), it's been fun (and I may return one day). x
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HA, didn't really go to Tesco, was hiding round the back to catch out naughty litter-gathering creatures who eat my FAVOURITE pudding when my back is turned!
I fancy a guinness.
something with a little more kick I think!
Any danger of some service in 'ere?
Sorry, sorry, moonlighting at my other job. What'll you have?
What about a Pony...the little drink with the big kick.
Personally, I prefer champagne without the sham....but then, I am a better class of buxom barmaid!
Brandy Alexander (John Lennon's favourite, apparently)
Daiquire, Manhattan?
Um, i've always wanted to try a Brandy Alexander (yes, a colleague sent me an hilarious story of Lennon and someone else being 'blootered' on that particular 'aperitif'). One of those, please - I think the hour is respectable!
Brandy Alexander for you coming right up. Can I have one as well? (It's been a long and challenging day....)
*slurp*
That was good.
*wipes dribble from chin*
*laughs like Sid James*
*oops, seem to have forgotten how to punctuate*
Muststopdrinking
It was grand, yes - ta. Same again please!
Another BA on its way to you.
And if it's two boys, Randy and Alexander etc.
Think I might need a real drink. Can I have a pint, two lethal alcoholic milkshakes is enough for now, it's not even dusk. Time to put songs on the jukebox.
Please will you put some cheesy pop on the jukebox? That alcoholic milkshake has put me in the mood for dancing.....
Oh, I feel a Nolan Sisters song coming on
*I'm in the moooood for dancin', feel like dancin'...*
Like my white stilettos?
Making your mind up!
Time to move on from this hostelry (to a real one with a better jukebox, but probs not such a fine barmaid), it's been fun (and I may return one day). x