So that's what that puddle I stepped in during the London Marathon was, then. It was Paula's pee. Only joking Paula. (Phew, I think I got away with that one.)
takes a large gulp, moves away from the bar in case she is tempted to re-order too quickly, and settles in the corner, baileys and foot in that order..
Well that was a nice quiet night, everybody drinking isotonic beer. The karaoke nights aren`t very good, should we get some live bands in? sugestions please. I`m going back under me table, night night.
Blimey! Pub shut tonight? Just when I need a drink to get over Committee Meeting at r*n club. I'll nip round the back and get a little double whisky and sit quietly in the corner.
Instead of handing over money I've decided to do something charitable for each drink I have. So that's a pint for me and a (charity) drink for yourself.
Buxom Barmaid here - sorry, had a couple of days off and look what happens? Everything just goes to pot and the profits are right down.
Anyway, I should be back behind the bar tonight to keep an eye on all you reprobates but have to go to the barmaids' running club first (v. handy for when we have to chase after punters who run out without paying, ahem!.
So please use the honesty box and don't pick at the food!!
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You might need more than a mop if I know Paula
Only joking Paula. (Phew, I think I got away with that one.)
Kept up for the first 10 miles but then couldn't keep up any longer.
Gives a drink quick and I will shut up, promise........
Now look 'ere glugg, that should have been enough of my singing to make you want to shut me up so wheres me pint?!!
thanks
slurp slurp slurp slurp
That went down well, any chance of another?
Tell you what, I'll help myself, what can I get you whilst I'm on that side of the bar?
Can make anything medicinal I'm sure!
Not sure it will heal the ligament but drink enough of it and you won't be aware of it anymore!!
Think it's become a serve yourself bar.
Oi Glugg!!!
Instead of handing over money I've decided to do something charitable for each drink I have.
So that's a pint for me and a (charity) drink for yourself.
Anyway, I should be back behind the bar tonight to keep an eye on all you reprobates but have to go to the barmaids' running club first (v. handy for when we have to chase after punters who run out without paying, ahem!.
So please use the honesty box and don't pick at the food!!
<< walks away shiftily, whistling >>