Okay, you lot, stop taking the p*ss. 50p for a cherry brandy - you know fine well we don't sell proletariat rubbish like that in this establishment. Only the finest wines and ales sold here!
Barmaids' running club proved to me that I am the slowest barmaid in the county, if not the country. But I can still beat a drunken punter, in case you were getting any ideas.
<ST wanders off to check the honesty book, adjusting her blouse on the way>
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Voila - double cherry B
Barmaids' running club proved to me that I am the slowest barmaid in the county, if not the country. But I can still beat a drunken punter, in case you were getting any ideas.
<ST wanders off to check the honesty book, adjusting her blouse on the way>
50p for a very out of date Cherry B is good value if you ask me.
Help yourself to the rest of the cherry B.
<ST blows dusts off bottle and wipes it on her sleeve>
I am off to do some paperwork. Lock up when you leave.
here
Cute!
<ST bursts into pub>
So, you want some silicone enhanced girlie instead of the genuine buxom barmaid Glugg?
<ST empties tray of slops over Glugg's head>
Take that!
*flounce*
<exit stage left, overacting badly>
<<walks around the wall of the lounge and sneaks up to the bar>>
"triple Irish and ice pleasshhh"
<<slides down bar and lays on floor awaiting instructions>>
Oops!
<Glugg wipes slops from face and grovels to buxom barmaid>
;-)
*flounce* is (tm Jj)
Apparently.
Can I have an Amaretto, please? A teeny bit sozzed already.
Why you sozzled already then? Do tell!
Sozzed, ermmmmmmmmmm, blame Nicko
Glugg, get to the back of the queue, you are still not forgiven.
On the menu tonight:
Spaghetti Carbonara
Vegetable Cobbler
Sea bass and fresh veg
And just for Glugg...
a large portion of humble pie!
Nicko, where are you and what have you done to our Womble? (Not that she is complaining....seems very relaxed to me)
<ST has to lie down in a darkened room with a damp flannel on her forehead>
I'll have another two pleaseeee
<just been reading the jokes thread>
On second thoughts another two will make me late for work
Make it another triple