Keeping your pirate identity

[Deleted User]

? you can tell because he's not gay and wearing boxers??

AndrewSmith

no he's ginger, you don't get gay ginger men, blokes are too fussy, only a bird would shag a ginger man.

M...eldy

<<splutter>>

[Deleted User]

lol!

though i'd have thought you'd get more ginger gay men, cos of it being a bit difficult to have kids, and ginger being an evolutionary disadvantage...natural deslection if you will..?

AndrewSmith

you should know it's a secret hidden gene that can lurk un-detected in a family for years skipping here and there merrily like a microscopic orange bomb just waiting to explode into some poor sods life, then bang, you spend the rest of your days trying to convince people you are 'strawberry blond'

At least a woman can get away with it, especially if she has green eyes but men are doomed to a life of ridicule and factor 500 sun cream

[Deleted User]

you know when you've been tango-ed...

Kanga M

sooo, gingers don't vote lib dem then ?

AndrewSmith

no, labour!!

Bouncing Barlist

Adds Ergo & Kanga to hit list..

Bouncing Barlist

<rustles in shed looking for bow and arrow> now if only I could get near enough an unsuspecting pirate.. Hmm where oh where could I find one.

Shame none are close to Milton Keynes, ill have to bide my time.. ;o[]

Doubly Bionic Ironwolf

bow and arrow Carl? wrong movie, you need a cutlass!

smiffy, there's prob a lot of pirates who aren't as recognizable as barley! Before any forumites met me they were convinced I'm a large grey haired man due to having misunderstood my name.

AndrewSmith

oh, I assumed you were a petite, attractive lady with a couple of tasteful tattoos and a secret past involving MI5

Bouncing Barlist

I broke down on the M15 once.

M...eldy

what upset you sweetie ???

Doubly Bionic Ironwolf

of course smiffy, that's me to a T!

triathlonlad

Is there an order list here? Or do I just put my name down
Large

Firestar

Here is the list so far. I have added your name.

Jj - L
Debbo - XL (for teen boy who thinks the hoodie is cool)
Susannah Clements - M
Kryten - XL
Ailsa - L
Triathlonlad - L

Bouncing Barlist

Getting a bit worried about all these hoodies in circulation, what happens if they get into the wrong hands?

Imagine your watching TV one night and hear of someone being mugged were the description of the attacker states they were wearing a hoody with a skull and crossbones?

Bouncing Barlist

Or would that be Imp after their beer..

Your beer or your life.. stand and deliver...

Jj

the way most of the pirates drink it's more likely to be "stand on your liver"...




¦oD


I crack me up!

[Deleted User]

imagine

[Deleted User]

ps - were you at the duatlon on Saturday, or did you graffiti some other time?

oxymoron

sorry I failed to actually turn up to that! It was quite crap of me, I was at a party till 4am so decided to wimp out.

How did you get on gumps?

[Deleted User]

pussy.

[Deleted User]

;-)

Worse than I wanted to but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

M.ister W

I can vouch for the pulling power of a pirate hoodie. I was wearing mine before the Knacker Cracker and a pretty lady asked me if I was a pirate. If only Mrs W hadn't been with me ;-)

The Trickster

Could it be a pulling method at the Watford 1/2 this week-end then? Again I'm not sure the wife (or kids) would approve.

Lindi - Livin' the dream :-)

So that's who it was being a pirate at the Knacker Cracker!

Bouncing Barlist

What there were 3 pirates at the Knacker Cracker? ((((dives into bunker))))

graffiti? hmm not sure I know anything about that, anyway it wouldnt of been me on Saturday I didnt get time to come and watch, I didnt notice any graffiti on my way to recce the course very late on Friday night either?

M.ister W

What I want to know, Lindi, is how you started the Knacker Cracker with a long sleeve top under your pirate top but finished without it? Did I miss the strip show half way round?