As I have some time on my hands I thought I would have a go at writing a Mills & Boon. I've taken a couple out of the library and had a read through so I think I know what they're after (just keep the thesaurus open on 'penis' and 'plunge')
Now, I can't guarantee it will ever get finished let alone published but I thought it would keep me out of mischief for a while and as someone with absolutely no talent for writing thought it might be a bit of fun.
Right...first things first...plot!
Hmmm...no idea...anyone?
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I decided against it in the end *guffaw*
Good luck!
See? You're half-way there already.
[swims off to do some investigating]
Some of these seem to favour the Mills & Boon style.
I quite like the idea of the 'medical romance' genre and with titles like 'The bush doctor's rescue' it sounds just up my street.
I may be some time!
He has to be a pediatrician but have a hidden passion for painting water colours. This will lead into a summer picnic / nude painting sesh with the cream for scones ending up over there naked bodies....
Hmmmm Maybe I need to calm down.
Girl meets boy, girl takes instant and irrevocable dislike to boy(he's usualy dominant and overbearing at this point ;-).- Girl suddenly and for no apparent reason finally realises that girl actually desperately loves boy.- but, again for no apparent reason cant tell boy.- Then, for no apparent reason it all gets sorted out and boy and girl live happily ever after.-
Not a fan of Mills & Boon then lp?
There's got to be some heaving bosoms, dripping sweat and moist lips in it somewhere ...
that should bring Greeny back down to earth