IM Germany training thread

Bouncing Barlist

undies sorted thanks DT's )

Had a bit of a disaster just now (non ironman type).

Realised id thrown the milkman's bill out with rubbish, retrieved bag (I tend to fill old carrier bags chuch em in bin cupboard and black bag em up b4 bin day).

NE way.. Brought it into kitchen was just about to go have a peek and noticed about 500 ants invade my kitchen (from bag). Been on an ant splatting/cleaning mission for last 20 mins.

Bouncing Barlist

Now I is itchin innit.

Why is it that after seeing a load of ants you itch?

Bouncing Barlist

Cheers Kanga, Insurance arranged.

Only negative comment... I loathe offshore call centres!

F.oggy

Ferret,
I will bring some flags and send you a message in semaphore, or I could burn flags and send smoke signals.

F.oggy

Just realised my mobile phone instruction book is in german, I might be able to turen it on , but that will be about my limit.

Doubly Bionic Ironwolf

well don't ask me fogggy - you know I'm bilingual but the problem is, I'm not a techie! Took me a while to figure out how to work my own and I still have so much trouble with texting I don't bother!

candy ollier

barlist, human?? it would take more than him wobbling a bit to prove that.

candy ollier

for Garr and other simpsons officianados: "the springfield files"

Bouncing Barlist

See you there, im off )

Byeeeeeeeeeee

candy ollier

have fun big fella. i'll see you saturday. my god, we're sharing a room. i'll remember my earplugs.

F.oggy

Mr Barley sounds a bit frisky these days, perhaps you would be advised to wear a chastity belt too.

Kanga M

and a butt plug ...

Kanga M

ditto 'bout the call centres barley ... not that you'll read this for week ...

F.oggy

I mnust remember to pack some burn medication. I tried to remove the hairs on my legs with a cigarette litghter and now i have a few blisters.
Bound to be .0000000000000000001mph faster.

JD.

see you soon barley. lol @ butt plug.

foggy - i read you can save 5 seconds over 100 miles :-)

strange dreams last night managed to get a few hours of good sleep so that was nice.

car all loaded. just got to wait a bit for the sherpa's shift to finish.

Kanga M

Just about to head to LHR via tube. Safe journey all and see you on the other side !

Kanga M

Anyone know if the race will be broadcast in the UK ?

F.oggy

Only if Beckham and Rooney have entered!

Jj

"have fun big fella"

Good lord.

[peers closely at Candy to see if it's a trick]

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Just got in the lift with Cameron Brown... couldn't think of anything to say so asked if he was here for the tri.

He looked at me a bit funny but at least he wished me luck.

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Christ, this place is swarming with jehovah's witnesses.

Crash Hamster

...and they're all staying at the Holiday Inn Express...

...we got some funny looks at breakfast as we'rer both in our pirate tops (as Swiss Bobby was so easily identifiable in his yesterday ))

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You'll be getting even funnier looks on Sunday in your skin tight pirate lycra gear!

Have a great time :-)

Doubly Bionic Ironwolf

toucan - indeed CB is here for the IM! Along with a bunch of other top pros.

fat buddha

shall I bring an emergency supply of bibles????

Ally Bally Bee

I'm bringing my NZ flag for Cammie but will ultimately be supporting the pirates.

Only know one of the pirates (Debbo) so will be looking desperately around the YH tonight and tomorrow morning for yellow.

See you there,

Alison

Bouncing Barlist

I is here at de airport )

All bikes checked in no issues.

Bouncing Barlist

No sign of any flames coming from the engines of our plane yet!

Bouncing Barlist

Luckily there is an internet cafe right by the one! smoking area plus its miles from anywhere

Jj

any pyjamas?