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Once upon a tiome there lived two enormous rhinoceros called Rhonotops and Forceps.Lobsters who love winkles and fanta, regularly sitting down nervously beside a stream.A vibrating filled the whole chocolate buttons cathedral.Meanwhile, someone somewhere twisted my flaming disgusting arse.The only monkey defecated upon hideoous green vermicelli.Then untrue lie-telling pirates fox-trotted across Billericay naked singing Jeruslam.
"Look" said Mother Superior, "I've dropped my neighbour's cat-litter onto Jon Voigt again. "Doh!" said PC Pinkerton, the orange turbot like a turbot.
Where could we congregate with my turbot Hells Angels to unmask opponents.Suddenly an enormous fartlebery lemming passing down corridors found seven angels eating turbot.End of time and for whatever non reason there was gravy-faced boomerang halibut smelling of badger, beautifully line dancing along Billericay highg street when Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas of course, tripped into a turbot-sized turbot.
Meanwhile, Bill Clinton leered and dry cleaned a cigar shaped fluffy ferret cigar and splashed fluff remover on Monica's skirt.Elsewhere, eleven pixies flocculated provocatively whilst Des O'Connor masticated furiously.The furtively named so -called minister objected to having his cassock drenched despite tucking his schlong into his clkenched buttocks, whereupon having ejaculated spectatcularly a goliathan pigeon nicknamed Shat came to his friends.But he was too many thrusts forward to engage in anything sweaty and energetic although sometimes celery disguises herbivores.
Doctor Zhivage lusts continuously over breasts in overstitched lingerie.However, Harold Meeker inherited one hundred naked Wombles wandering carelessly downhill to oblivion.The Ethel Bickerstaff Trio warbled harmoniously unlike anything they normally howled. Henceforth outrageoulsy killed several delinquent chaves who drive stolen corsas around disused rubbish tips. Fortunately, crashing through garbage only to vomit tiramisu skywards.
Immediatley before the odious transvestite footballer NIgel undressed seductively.Bounding kangeroos wandered nervously shaving their armpits which aerodynamicaly sprouted turnips!Suddenly aliens landed but luckily the kangeroos kickboxing parachuted safely onto a trampoline, somersaulting and,"OUCH!"
Ambulances rushing towards them furiously."Screech!"
Dead.
"Help, Pudding!" the soundtrack for drunken men who dance like Panspeople.Buntycollocks who also liked kippers and strangely shaped potatoes were damned to eternal damnation because of dubious Ermintrude suggesting aerobic sleepwlaking whilst playing Ludo. He courageously knitted a cardigan for charity purposes.
An epic, eh?
Lol.
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