Darkside II

Don Minquez

No dear, it wasn't a chunky fart.

Jj

was more of a verbal description of your malodorous emission.

[Deleted User]

how odd....I was just thinking about waking the Darkside up again, and someone already has!!

bored...sitting round with my arm in a sling, can't drive, can't run, can't bike....interweb is the only option!!

Don Minquez

Better stay away from the porn as you can't... Ya know.
What you done?

Nicko. Hdau

Trying to change hands mid w*** is specialised TD only to be performed by hexperts.

 Ask Jon

Nicko. Hdau

Fink I need a poo ?

Don Minquez

Sit on you hand for 7 minu...

Jj

Pahahahahaaaaaah! ¦oD

Don Minquez

Obviously don't sit on your hand when you go for a poo. Durr.

[Deleted User]

Had a shoulder op a couple of weeks ago (re-attaching ligaments, repairing where the cartilage ontop of arm bone was broken off and sorting out where collarbone joins shoulder).  bored with it now...want to be able to do stuff again.  loads of physio to come instead!

Don Minquez

Boo. Well we should definitely meet up for a glass in t'crusty wipe?

[Deleted User]

sounds like a fine plan...will check possible dates and email

Nicko. Hdau

TwoDogs wrote (see)

Had a shoulder op a couple of weeks ago (re-attaching ligaments, repairing where the cartilage ontop of arm bone was broken off and sorting out where collarbone joins shoulder).  bored with it now...want to be able to do stuff again.  loads of physio to come instead!

Let me guess TD  Was this from a certain trip to the Rockies with Dr death Millichip

[Deleted User]

no...it wasn't actually.  it was like that before I went to the Rockies!

Don Minquez

Didn't you invent the human body? Are you still using the beta version?

Nicko. Hdau

He's going to end up as the £600 bionic man Jon

Soop

i have cold hands, if i poo on them that would warm them up wouldn't it?

Hi TD long time innart!

[Deleted User]

aye that it has!!  you've not got any better looking tho............and Don Minkey is still a ginge

fat buddha

ferking hell - who let you out???

s'alright though - you're perfectly 'armless......

[Deleted User]

ha ha ha....laugh?  I nearly started!!

still bored

BryanTheSnail (M.)

It's like a fecking phoenix in here....

Pat Phoenix I mean. (Obscure reference which may pass everybody by unless they are in GWR) 

Don Minquez

No, it's Lorraine from city motuuuurs!

[Deleted User]

I'm about to enter my first race for about 4 years.......eek!

fat buddha

eh?? who are you???

fat buddha

so what have you entered?? one arm drinking competition???

Don Minquez

A young hispanic boy?

Barkles

WE're back?

[Deleted User]

The ever so scenic Bracknell Half in May...should give me time to learn how to r*n again, and turn those biking muscles into r*nning muscles again.  that's the theory anyway...or at least get some more varied training done!!!

[Deleted User]

(having said that I've just spent an hour on the turbo!)

fat buddha

ooo - 'ark at 'im - turbo.......ponce

saying that I should have gone for a r*n last night with back to back marathons coming up but I really CBA.....

how's the shoulder???