OHMG...don't come into Manchester tomorrow night!

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OB...you should have come along it would have been fun!!!!

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Oh BTW guess what I did on the way to the meeting place? I bought a new skirt! Well it would have been rude not to in Manchester!

fat face

so you're not coming then.

fat face

Bloody typical that. I clean the bog, scrub the kitchen floor, comb the cat, all ready for the visit of the Queen and then she sez she ain't fecking coming.


Tart.

fat face

Right, that fecking does it. I'm going to bed now and I'm going to fart in all the bedrooms and close the doors so if any of yers decide to come tomorra (which I doubt you boring faggots) then you'll be gassed.

Night pigging night.

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Thankyou so much for that Robert. I shall look forward to it.... t'will be just like home an all.

fat face

Parp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There. y'all gassed now.

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I have to ask, did Plum behave?

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FF ;-( please don't bottom burp in all of your bedrooms...you will only regret it in the morning!

No seriously chickadee I did say that a beer festival might not be the best place for a boozefree and bootiful chick like myself at this point in my boozeish free existence.

I'm sorry FF but I defo will be at the scouse social! With DavidB coming along too it will be a scream...OB are you going to grace us with your presence?

Oh and to answer your question of whether Plum behaved himself....of course he flippin didn't mind you he did handle the pissheads in the pub very well! One of them, no two of them were seriously wabbling on their feet by the end of the night and we had to keep dodging them didn't we Plum! Ha ha!

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'the pissheads in the pub'...

Was one of them me?