LONDON SOCIAL - Friday Jan 31st, St James Tavern Shaftesbury Ave@ 6 pm

[Deleted User]

"Simon" is going to get a good kicking from me!

Not you though Sweeps

Don Minquez

But...

[Deleted User]

I thought i was Simon?
My head hurts.

[Deleted User]

You need to do something about that agression problem of yours, Caz.

[Deleted User]

It's not my fault it's JONATHANS! Or is it Simon?

<sighs>

Jon, no buts, you are getting your spanking whether you like it or not, no arguments right?!

[Deleted User]

It's like a Monty Python sketch in here

[Deleted User]

What, "I'm Brian and so's my wife."?

[Deleted User]

I think I'll change my name to Simon

[Deleted User]

hasn't done me any harm

Don Minquez

He! So... In future I'd like to be known as Jonathan... OK? That is my name after all

[Deleted User]

No, the other one.

[Deleted User]

anyway I'll be there. I was going to bring my mate Dave but he has to go to his Dad's birthday.

[Deleted User]

Are you going to turn up Jonathon?

Don Minquez

But what's Dave's real name?

Don Minquez

Think I might...

[Deleted User]

His name is Horbs. I know so many Daves that they each get a nickname.

Don Minquez

Aha... Thats easy, shame he's not coming!

[Deleted User]

My head hurts, think I'll go and get ready for my party and have a beer.

[Deleted User]

true. he's a nice guy. you'd like him

[Deleted User]

another party Caz?

[Deleted User]

Yeah another leaving party. A few more brain cells to the slaughter.

Apologies in advance to any drunken texts sent out to any of you tonight, except Jonathan (not Jon) that is, as he'll deserve it

[Deleted User]

what have I done?

Don Minquez

Search me

[Deleted User]

are you going to the SJT for the leaving do Caz?

Jonathan

am I in trouble too?

[Deleted User]

Hi Jonathan

Jonathan

Hi Jonathon

Don Minquez

Hi Jonathan

[Deleted User]

Hi Jon

Don Minquez

Had to revert to old tag... She's confused enough as it is! Poor OLD dear