Pirate Records, Rankings and Shieldholders

IronM.in

S'okay Cougie - I zig zagged alot, just in case!

candy ollier

I think there might be a need to call shenanigans. Somebody get the broom ready.

Trogs

Fastest - Funkin / Melli
Novice - Happychap
Most improved - Kanga
Sandbagger - Arctic Lady
Grumpiest - Bassey
Most Piratey or was it smiliest - Ditchy
Quote of the day - Bassey

Can't remember the rest - I'm sure someone'll come along in a bit who really knows.

Kanga M

Didn't the Coach get quote of the day in a very lopsided contest ?

PSC

I think Rosey should go straight into the hall of fame with his kona slot. Top racing.

Bouncing Barlist

Kanga (M.) wrote (see)

Didn't the Coach get quote of the day in a very lopsided contest ?

Nope Bassy won, I held back on the juicy morsels this year, winning the idiot award is so 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008

candy ollier

Lol Carl

Podro

Wasn't 'All the gear - no idea'  won by Slummo and Carl ?

Jj

Meant to tell you - the guy that did the original shields for Candy got a new job in a bakery...

My browser won't let me put the image up...

flyaway

Tee hee Jj! This one is pretty bad too:

FerrousFerret

Ooooh cakewrecks, yay.

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/01/problem-with-phone-orders.html

Jj

roflol! That's another hour lost, thanks FeFe!

Kanga M

Bouncing Barlist wrote (see)

Kanga (M.) wrote (see)

Didn't the Coach get quote of the day in a very lopsided contest ?

Nope Bassy won, I held back on the juicy morsels this year, winning the idiot award is so 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008

Always next year mate

GOM.

As the Roth is only just round the corner, and people were asking about the point system at IMDE I thought I woung bong this! 

HALL OF FAME (Record holders)

Men:
IM: Multi-parrot Admiral Rosey (9:56) [previous - Rosey; 10:30]
Double IM: Wickett, Symes, GOM.,
Triple IM: Pirate King Blackbeard Candy Ollier (about 55 hours or something)
Deca: ---
Women:
IM: Captain Monique (11:4X) [previous - Monique; 11:5x]
Double IM: Monique, KK
Triple IM: ---
Deca: ---

SHIELD HOLDERS (until the next official annual Pirate IM competition - IM France 2008)

Fastest Finisher 145
2009 = Funkin
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd Mate Mr M
2006 = Admiral Rosey
2005 = Junior Pirate Count

Best Novice 145 - the people's choice vote for most piratey pirate
2009 = Happychap(?)
2008 = Semen Holly-G
2007 = Semen Squishy
2006 = Semen Ergo
2005 = Semen Barlist

Fastest Chick 3.9
2009 =
2008 = Admiral Moneaky
2007 = Pirate Mellifera

Not nearly as crap as last year 145
2009 = Kanga
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd mate Mr M



The Rank system. On a points basis, where only IM distance or longer counts for points. Its not a knitting club. 1 point per IM finish. 1 bonus point for doing the extra hard ones (norseman, lanzarote and [but only if you get in by the honourable route, qualification] hawaii). 2 points for double IM finish. 3 points for Triple, 5 points for Deca. 1 bonus point for every time you win a shield or set a record (above). 1 bonus point for becoming "reasonably competent" (i.e. the first time you crack 12 hours). 1 bonus point for becoming "outstanding" (i.e. the first time you crack 10 hours). -1 point for a DNF (its not a quitting club). Note that if you miss cut off but still finish the course (even if it takes 20 hours) then you still get the point.

ranks

-2 tritalker
-1 plank
0 gaylord
1 scurvey dog
2 seaman
3 junior pirate
4 pirate
5 2nd mate
6 1st mate
7 commander
8 captain
9 admiral
10 admiral (2 parrots)
11 admiral (3 parrots) etc
15 pirate king blackbeard

mellifera

that's a bit OOD. Rosey's gone quicker. I *think* Jo's 1048 at Florida is fastest F. I was the 2009 fastest F.

GOM.

I just went back and found the last one posted and updated the bits I could remember! Feel free to change the bits that you know.

mellifera

err, maybe.....

As the Roth is only just round the corner, and people were asking about the point system at IMDE I thought I woung bong this! 

HALL OF FAME (Record holders)

Men:
IM: Multi-parrot Admiral Rosey (9:30 ish)
Double IM: Wickett, Symes, GOM.,
Triple IM: Pirate King Blackbeard Candy Ollier (about 55 hours or something)
Deca: ---
Women:
IM: smileylady (10:48 ish)

Double IM: Monique, KK
Triple IM: ---
Deca: ---

SHIELD HOLDERS (until the next official annual Pirate IM competition - IM France 2008)

Fastest Finisher 145
2009 = Funkin
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd Mate Mr M
2006 = Admiral Rosey
2005 = Junior Pirate Count

Best Novice 145 - the people's choice vote for most piratey pirate
2009 = Happychap

2008 = Semen Holly-G
2007 = Semen Squishy
2006 = Semen Ergo
2005 = Semen Barlist

Fastest Chick 3.9
2009 = 2nd mate mellifera
2008 = Admiral Moneaky
2007 = Pirate Mellifera

Not nearly as crap as last year 145
2009 = Kanga
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd mate Mr M



The Rank system. On a points basis, where only IM distance or longer counts for points. Its not a knitting club. 1 point per IM finish. 1 bonus point for doing the extra hard ones (norseman, lanzarote and [but only if you get in by the honourable route, qualification] hawaii). 2 points for double IM finish. 3 points for Triple, 5 points for Deca. 1 bonus point for every time you win a shield or set a record (above). 1 bonus point for becoming "reasonably competent" (i.e. the first time you crack 12 hours). 1 bonus point for becoming "outstanding" (i.e. the first time you crack 10 hours). -1 point for a DNF (its not a quitting club). Note that if you miss cut off but still finish the course (even if it takes 20 hours) then you still get the point.

ranks

-2 tritalker
-1 plank
0 gaylord
1 scurvey dog
2 seaman
3 junior pirate
4 pirate
5 2nd mate
6 1st mate
7 commander
8 captain
9 admiral
10 admiral (2 parrots)
11 admiral (3 parrots) etc
15 pirate king blackbeard

JD.

http://www.pirateshipoffools.co.uk/?p=400

HALL OF FAME (Record holders) Men:

IM: Multi-parrot Admiral Rosey (9:56) [previous - Rosey; 10:30]
Double IM: First Mate Symes
Triple IM: Pirate King Blackbeard Candy Ollier (about 55 hours or something)
Deca: —

Women:

IM: Smiley Lady 10:48
Double IM: Captain Monique
Triple IM: —
Deca: —

SHIELD HOLDERS (until the next official annual Pirate IM competition)

Fastest Finisher 145
2009 = Funkin
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd Mate Mr M
2006 = Admiral Rosey
2005 = Junior Pirate Count

Best Novice 145 – the people’s choice vote for most piratey pirate
2009 = Happychap
2008 = Semen Holly-G
2007 = Semen Squishy
2006 = Semen Ergo
2005 = Semen Barlist

Fastest Chick 3.9
2009 = Mellifera
2008 = Admiral Moneaky
2007 = Pirate Mellifera

Not nearly as crap as last year 145
2009 = Kanga
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd mate Mr M

The Rank system.
On a points basis, where only IM distance or longer counts for points. Its not a knitting club. 1 point per IM finish. 1 bonus point for doing the extra hard ones (norseman, lanzarote and [but only if you get in by the honourable route, qualification] hawaii). 2 points for double IM finish. 3 points for Triple, 5 points for Deca. 1 bonus point for every time you win a shield or set a record (above). 1 bonus point for becoming “reasonably competent” (i.e. the first time you crack 12 hours). 1 bonus point for becoming “outstanding” (i.e. the first time you crack 10 hours). -1 point for a DNF (its not a quitting club). Note that if you miss cut off but still finish the course (even if it takes 20 hours) then you still get the point.

Ranks

-2 tritalker
-1 plank
0 landlubber
1 scurvey dog
2 seaman
3 junior pirate
4 pirate
5 2nd mate
6 1st mate
7 commander
8 captain
9 admiral
10 admiral (2 parrots)
11 admiral (3 parrots) etc
15 pirate king blackbeard

The biggest rankers:

Blackbeard: Candy the Almost Unbelievably Great
Admiral: Rosey the OK, RichM the Tiny, IronMike the Ginger
Captain: Moneaky the Freaky
Commander: Barlos the Coach (and erstwhile Banksy)

Plum

Hurrah

I am back to being a plank

M...eldy

Def one for the quote wall !!

IronM.in

Think I'm a Semen now....

Hope

Scurvey Dog!!

JD.

ok, update from rosey

Men: IM: Multi-parrot Admiral Rosey 9.42.25 (Roth - non Mdot) or 9.56.04 (IMDE - Mdot)

JD.

http://www.pirateshipoffools.co.uk/?p=400

HALL OF FAME (Record holders) Men:

IM: Multi-parrot Admiral Rosey 9.42.25 (Roth - non Mdot) or 9.56.04 (IMDE - Mdot)
Double IM: First Mate Symes
Triple IM: Pirate King Blackbeard Candy Ollier (about 55 hours or something)
Deca: ---

Women:

IM: Smiley Lady 10:48
Double IM: Captain Monique
Triple IM: ---
Deca: ---

SHIELD HOLDERS (until the next official annual Pirate IM competition)

Fastest Finisher 145
2009 = Funkin
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd Mate Mr M
2006 = Admiral Rosey
2005 = Junior Pirate Count

Best Novice 145 - the people's choice vote for most piratey pirate
2009 = Happychap
2008 = Semen Holly-G
2007 = Semen Squishy
2006 = Semen Ergo
2005 = Semen Barlist

Fastest Chick 3.9
2009 = Mellifera
2008 = Admiral Moneaky
2007 = Pirate Mellifera

Not nearly as crap as last year 145
2009 = Kanga
2008 = Pirate CRAB
2007 = 2nd mate Mr M

The Rank system.
On a points basis, where only IM distance or longer counts for points. Its not a knitting club. 1 point per IM finish. 1 bonus point for doing the extra hard ones (norseman, lanzarote and [but only if you get in by the honourable route, qualification] hawaii). 2 points for double IM finish. 3 points for Triple, 5 points for Deca. 1 bonus point for every time you win a shield or set a record (above). 1 bonus point for becoming "reasonably competent" (i.e. the first time you crack 12 hours). 1 bonus point for becoming "outstanding" (i.e. the first time you crack 10 hours). -1 point for a DNF (its not a quitting club). Note that if you miss cut off but still finish the course (even if it takes 20 hours) then you still get the point.

Ranks

-2 tritalker
-1 plank
0 landlubber
1 scurvey dog
2 seaman
3 junior pirate
4 pirate
5 2nd mate
6 1st mate
7 commander
8 captain
9 admiral
10 admiral (2 parrots)
11 admiral (3 parrots) etc
15 pirate king blackbeard

The biggest rankers:

Blackbeard: Candy the Almost Unbelievably Great
Admiral: Rosey the OK, RichM the Tiny, IronMike the Ginger
Captain: Moneaky the Freaky
Commander: Barlos the Coach (and erstwhile Banksy)

M...eldy

Considering I started with a -1 ... nearly but not quite as bad as Plum I think I am about to become a Junior Pirate  

its a long time since I was a Junior anything !

seren nos

If I had realised the points system I would have entered the double next year to jump 2 places

M...eldy

Not too late to enter the Decca !!!



We are going to have to bow and scrape to Symes this time next year, he will be pirate royalty

Gyraffe

Five points for a deca?

M...eldy

It should be 10 surely