Pirate Records, Rankings and Shieldholders

Plum

doing two back to back ironmen ...........




............... now there is a challenge, does it have to be on the same day and are they allowed to move

Bouncing Barlist

There is a double Ironman in the UK next summer, I think its on the same weekend as Germany though.. Otherwise id of had a go )

XFR Bear

WIMP!

candy ollier

yaaaargh. from now on you lose a point for saying 'of' instead of 'have' as a past participle. its worse than fingernails on a blackboard.

XFR Bear

or people leaving an apostrophe out of "it's"

[Deleted User]

swimbling peeps!

Doubly Bionic Ironwolf

worse still - putting an apostrophe in wherever there's a word ending in S! Such as "if your team's want to join in, we could all catch the same train's.

candy ollier

worse still, pluralising words ending in o with an apostrophe, but no e.

tomato's 40p per lb!

potato's 30p per lb!

candy ollier

you should of given that one IW. to not give that one was bad.

debbo

I wouldn't of taken the e off of tomatoe's.

Iron Rose

morning all.

All appeals so far are thrown out on account that you were appealing, that makes you a knit one, pearl one wimp and not an ironman.

Did you hear Monique appealing against sh*tting through the eye of a needle in the middle of the Sahara while it was dark and she was surrounded by vicious meerkats and sex starved bedouins, nope cos she was in the middle of the desert and no-one heard her ..... but there had been others there you wouldn't have heard her appeal, cos its a tough game, get out and train and stop appealing.

As for you Carl .....

"I've not swam, biked or run since 10th September and have no doubts of completing Germany and reasonable hopes of sub 14 hours if I pull my finger out.

Remember its the festive season so put time aside for a bit of a break, some parties and to stuff your face.

Time to recharge your batteries before 6 months of hard training."

Any appeals against under performance next year are already thrown out on account of this damming evidence I just found over in the training thread ;-)

Keep smiling and watch those pies all !!!

[Deleted User]

I propose an additional bonus point for those of us who can't swim and manage to complete the swim next year. Only payable on completion of the whole thing.

candy ollier

so did the sex starved bedouins have salacious designs on the meerkats, or on priscilla??

oxymoron

I supose that depends on how much of a turn on sh*tting through the eye of a needle is for them?

I propose that points should be deducted for excessive sandbagging.

cougie

And points deducted for extravagant purchases of souvenir Ironman kit. So say, a top or shorts are allowed, but if you get a matching set, then you get a matching minus point to go with it.

oxymoron

do cufflinks count as excessive?

Plum

ever done an ironman in cufflinks .................

Nope................. that makes them excessive then

candy ollier

-1 point to each of (now) landlubber oxy, landlubber cougie and plank gumps.

Doubly Bionic Ironwolf

tee hee

Bouncing Barlist

So whats the league table.. come on Candy give us a thrill lets have a look who's got what?

Keg-Killer (M.) A.K.A. FeKK

0 pts for me so far....hopefully 1 pt after IMDE!

Plum

Im on 0 as well


best position so far

Keg-Killer (M.) A.K.A. FeKK

How about a bonus point for the pirate to finish cloest to the cutoff time? Imp says he is shooting to finish IMDE is 15:59:59.

cougie

Oh B*m - I was a higher ranked Pirate before this venture ever began !

Do we get points for IM tattoos ? I think we should.

Bouncing Barlist

What about pink Ironman tatoos surely they should attract an additional 0.5 bonus?

[Deleted User]

Glad to see plank has stuck lol

Jj

Bigger IM tatoos count for more.

Rosey - "a knit one, pearl one wimp"...
It's "purl" actually. I assume the "right b*stard" CO will deduct several points for that heinous misspelling...

candy ollier

not after the media furore over the penison misspelling scandal. the man from the pru got fired over that.

Godzilla

If i finish in Frankfurt I get back to "0"? - Glad I'm not particularly competative

fat buddha

"Bigger IM tattoos count for more."

haha - bonus point for moi........