CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES

Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers?


A: He was arrested for rustling!

Comments

  • Most randam cracker joke award surely has to go to this one I had last year.


    "Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?

    Because it if was white, small and smooth it would be an aspirin."
  • That's not random, that's genius! At least I thought so WHEN I WAS FIVE!!!

    ¦oD
  • Where do snowmen (shouldn't that be 'snowpeople'???) go to dance?




    A snowball... ... ...
  • "Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?

    Have you ever tried to get one on the ironing board ?
  • What do you call a monkey in a minefield?


    A baboooooommmmmm!
  • Fave cracker joke:
    "Why did Sir Lancelot want 500 pairs of contact lenses for Xmas?"
    "Because the knight has a thousand eyes"






    <==========Exit, stage left!
  • How do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasle?

    One is weasly recognized, the other is stoatally different
  • 2 snowmen in a field. One turns to the other and says
    "Can you smell carrots?"

    :oD
    LOL!

    Not only do I still find that funny, but will laugh myself silly every time I say it to myself in my head.

    Elephant/aspirin joke is also one of the best I've ever heard.
  • I'll let you know tomorrow. We have our christmas lunch tomorrow bound to pull a cracker or two.
  • What is red and dangerous?





    Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
  • LOL! Two Trenches, I have never heard that one before!
  • Why was the snail's shell so shiny?

    It used snail varnish!



  • Does any one know the phone number for the samaritans?
  • I don't get that one G-lit......






    ;-)
  • What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?







    You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
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