Amusing black toe story

While recently out on a girl's night out, I was reclining "elegantly" on a sofa in an Oxford nightclub, after some particularly vigorous moves on the dance floor (and just a few of those revolting girlie confections that pass as alcopops).

I had recently lost a toenail due to running, and my feet were battered and bruised to say the least. Suddenly, a guy comes over and starts LICKING MY TOES in particular, the specimen with no nail (I'm wearing tights and sandals). I was stunned to say the least- all I could think of was how revolting my feet were underneath.

Not really a running related story (apart from the missing toenail), but I'd be intrigued to hear of other people's most yucky feet-related episodes.


  • NessieNessie ✭✭✭
    Did you know him? Or do people in Oxford go around lcking each others toes for fun? And did he notice you were missing a nail?
  • Nessie, they keep trying to tell us that the south of England is Civilised and Scotland Uncivilised!!!!
  • SB, sucking a complete strangers toe classes as a good night out in England!
  • How about drinking Jack Daniels and coke out of my shoe, whilst I was dancing on a pool table.
  • NessieNessie ✭✭✭
    I must have led a sheltered life.

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
  • I remember being asked by a man to walk over him whilst wearing very high heels. I declined his kind invitation!
  • A perfect story that points out why I never go to any of Oxford's fine nightclub establishments.

    So, LL, what happened then?? Did he give you an explanation of his attraction to your feet?
  • After an initial toe-sucking, he asked if he could run his nose up my leg (!?). I said no. Then he asked if he could suck my toes again. I said no. He said "well you let me do it before".
    I replied "That was to see if I liked it- I didn't, so f*** off!"

    And yes, he was a complete stranger. Don't ever go into Park End in Oxford!
  • Oxford ...Classy place !!!
  • Is that anywhere near Blackbird Leys. Scary place!
  • LL, I nearly went there once, but it was closed due to management change. Still, one night at Poo Na Na was enough to keep me from trying the alternatives.

    BK - it's nowhere near Blackbird Leys. I cycled around there once, fulling expecting to get mugged, but no one seemed to be about. Still, I used to live in NYC, so BL pales in comparison!
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