Weight loss on 11,000 calories a day...

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..............am i doing something wrong?

[Deleted User]

yes
you arent eating enough!

[Deleted User]

Thanks Hipps I knew i could count on reliable medical advice from someone!!

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good point pix
also the weight training form lifting the pint glasses

Sweetest Thing

Overweight woman in our workplace asked Occ Health for a diet sheet.

She went back a few weeks later and they weighed her. She'd put on weight.

"Are you sticking to the diet sheet" they asked.

"Oh yes. I have everything that's on the sheet......and then my other food too"

Turns out she thought the diet was in addition to, not instead of, her normal calorie intake.

She's still vast.

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ha ha ST
really?
thats brilliant that is

Sweetest Thing

Yep, really.

And it wasn't me, in case you think I've disguised details to protect the innocent!

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I'll be back, just got to raid the fridge!!

XFR Bear

what a complete feckwit!

PirateATOM

colleague used to drink 8-10 pints of lager a night.

went to the Docs, who advised him to cut back on the alcohol.

on his next visit, Doc challenged him that he hadn't reduced his alcohol consumption.

colleague said he had, he now only drank lager tops!!!!!!!

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thats as good as me drinking slimline tonic with me gin
Or having diet coke with maccy ds
hahahahahahahahahah

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11,000 calories..????
Lightweight

That'll be my breakfast that!!

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Alcohol doesnt have calories doesit?

PirateATOM

you're OK Hipps, you have to drink an awful lot for it to make a difference ;-)

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11, 000 calories is about-er-----

more gin than i can drink in one sitting

you were right
im worrying about nothing

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Have you throught about including more lard in your diet ?

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Cor I'm stuffed I think I better go home for my tea!!

Jj

ooooooooooo - I had a flash of nostalgia then!

Crashieeeeeeeeeee!
FBeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
BBEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzz!!

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Whoops a Daisy!!