Today, while out running

I had an, er, "Hoose moment"...

Just thought i'd share the moment with y'all...


  • A Hoose or was that a loose moment?
  • Happily, I was way out in the sticks, and (unlike Paula R) managed to "unburden myself" well away from the vulgar gaze of the hoi polloi!
  • Almost for me too. Luckily I was able to have a pit stop at a local organic farm food shop. I try and plan my runs around town and country with plenty of garages etc en route to avoid Hoose moments!
  • No doubt George was pleased with the fertiliser.
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