We have been invited to (yet) another B-B-Q tomorrow night. I spent ages trying to convince Shell we shouldn't go because I knoew I'd eat too much and drink too much and blow my diet.
.... one hour in this flat with you two and I needn't worry any more ... diet gone out window already !!!!
Oh sorry ... never thought!! ... what would you like ... I've got beer, whiskey, gin, vodka, red wine, white wine, Baileys, brandy, Tia Maria .... errrr and far too many other liquers to mention.
What? Who said that! No, I'm not an alcoholic ... most of it has been in the cupboard for at leat a year!!!!
OK, if you'd have come earlier, you could have had red wine, now we just have champagne (yes, I am a bit posh)fruit shoot, organic orange juice or milk!!! or I could rustle you up a baileys smoothie? not sure how long that's been there though?
Lesson 14 last Tues, did well, stalled only once. Instructor getting better, the medication is working !!! yeah, got a 2nd hand car, two year old Fiat Punto, 10,000 miles in clock. Added advantage, same car as instructor !
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.... one hour in this flat with you two and I needn't worry any more ... diet gone out window already !!!!
What? Who said that! No, I'm not an alcoholic ... most of it has been in the cupboard for at leat a year!!!!
ta! someone else can go next though.
... but I only do this about three times a year!
<leaves to check supplies>
OK, if you'd have come earlier, you could have had red wine, now we just have champagne (yes, I am a bit posh)fruit shoot, organic orange juice or milk!!! or I could rustle you up a baileys smoothie? not sure how long that's been there though?
Lovely thanks !!!
9 Pints, i'm usually feeling happy after 4 !
Usually I'm a cheap date...one glass of wine and I'm anybodies!
So Fred, how 're the drivin lessons? you gonna get a car, or share?
Getting really happy now !
Instructor getting better, the medication is working !!!
yeah, got a 2nd hand car, two year old Fiat Punto, 10,000 miles in clock. Added advantage, same car as instructor !
Usually I'm a cheap date...one glass of wine and I'm anybodies!
So Fred, how 're the drivin lessons? you gonna get a car, or share?