Self Transcendence 3 x 1 Mile Relay

[Deleted User]

Indeed a wrong choice of words. I won't even begin to mention the images going through my mind.

As much as I'd love to watch, I wouldn't want to get locked up for perving.

ImRio

just to add to it some of them are couples.




you could just join the rest in the park. Havent seen any police around so you would be ok!

[Deleted User]

Couples within your womens group - great. Even more images now, and definitely 'buzzing'. Sounds like my 2 tennants for my 'one-bed' flat.

ImRio

yep that would be right.




wouldnt you be "twitching" rather than "buzzing"? lol

[Deleted User]

Twitching, I'm bloody dribbling.

ImRio

you best hope you got your puppy dog eyes on when you get home then!!

[Deleted User]

Unfortunately, my puppy dog eyes can't make themselves visible through the bloodshot red eyes.

ImRio

So you will have to dribble away then! lol
Or maybe a well practiced beg will do the trick

[Deleted User]

Hey, a begging, bloodshot eyed, dribbling wreck. Now theres a plan with Success written all over it!!!

ImRio

Hmmmmm not a particularly romantic image now I come to think of it! lol

[Deleted User]

However, there's always Plan B. She wants us all to go out with kids to TGI Fridays, I'll offer to drive and stay alcohol free, she gets a glass of wine or two, hey presto.

Suddenly my glass is back to being half full again.

ImRio

As long as the kids go to sleep before she does?!!

[Deleted User]

Fair point, and there's always the one that scuppers all plans - 'I've got a headache'.

All sorted though, Plan C. I'll walk in the front door, "Hello dear, how are you bladdy blah, I've got you a present" and had over a pack of Ibruprofen.

Wifey says "What are these for?", I respond "For your headache", wifey replies "But I haven't got a headache".

I go "Ding-Dong", best Marvin Gaye voice "Let's get it on".

ImRio

Well I hope one of the options works for you cos me thinks you are more than a little in need of relief! lol

[Deleted User]

It's not fair with all your teasing about your women group and so on.

I'm easily swayed, I'm almost blushing.

ImRio

Oh dear I am sorry. Will see if I can actually finish the job tomorrow!
















making you blush I mean! ;o)

[Deleted User]

Well - I was nearly frothing at the mouth then when I read the first line.

75% blush factor now.

ImRio

You will be safe in the car next week! Honest.


Though with it being so easy to make you blush it might be tempting!

[Deleted User]

And there was I planning my 'Oh Dear, we seem to have run out of petrol' trick, followed by 'It's getting cold, what could we do to keep ourselves warm?' Ha Ha.

ImRio

I am sure your blushing would be all the warmth we would need!! lol

[Deleted User]

Yes - I'm easily embarassed. You can probably tell reading between the lines from this conversation that I am very shy and reserved.

ImRio

and me too! lol





though somehow people never seem to believe me!

[Deleted User]

I believe you Rio. They don't believe me either.

Mind you, I don't really help my case. I made a confession to all my work colleagues last night, I cam out of the closet and announced that I am Tri-sexual.

ImRio

is that women nd animals or you have a wetsuit fetish?

[Deleted User]

No, they asked too as to what does it mean. I responded "I'm Tri-sexual, I'll try sex with anything/one once". Boom boom, I'll get me coat.

Boffin

LOL!

Running seems positively dull compared to you two!

[Deleted User]

Greetings Boff - yes we've been having a bit of fun today as you can see.

ImRio

So is that an offer I am not supposed to refuse Daz? lol




Hi Boff. Well we had to do something to keep the thread alive! Are you joining in?
A tri-some epxerience? lol

[Deleted User]

I can't believe that you would even consider a refusal, after we've benn getting along so well.

Now I'm really hurt. I've been using some of my best material.

Boffin

...well it is the relay thread..!