• PMSL daz1927!!!!
  • My wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to me.
    'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!', she said.
    'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'
    Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.
    And finally she got the beautiful present I'd thoughtfully bought her......

    A blue set of weighing scales from Argos.
  • daz, that is quality.
  • A womans perspective.....


    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

    Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
    stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

    "How long will this take?" I ask.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years, " he replies.

    I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your backside, didn't it?"
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