One of those Biscuits that has the word "NICE" embossed on the front. They are NICE. If everything had descriptions written on them life would be easier. That would be me, what you see is pretty much what you get.
Went past a farm one day and there were film makers doing an advert. There were two guys standing there dressed as biscuits.
Looked a scene of total embarrassment.
That's being an actor. Hollywood it ain't.
i saw an actor friend of mine dressed as a Taco handing out flyers the other day. Out of respect for her dignity I crossed the road and pretended not to see her.
If I were a biscuit (and just to be clear, i am not) I would be the sort of biscuit that does not dissolve immediately upon contact with the morning beverage, but stays coherent and entire despite being immersed in a maelstrom of instant coffee.
I'd rather be one of those posh Italian ones you have with a good coffee but I can't remember what they're called....
Amaretto.
I wouldn't be a biscuit I would be a Krispy Kreme custard doughnut - frosting on the top with hidden depths.
And nothing natural about you? Sorry, couldn't resist. That was mean of me.
I was thinking jammy dodger but there is nothing jammy or dodgy about me. Maybe a rich tea because that is about as boring as it comes. I'd maybe like to think that I was an iced gem. full of artificial colours but bright anyway.
If I were a biscuit (and just to be clear, i am not) I would be the sort of biscuit that does not dissolve immediately upon contact with the morning beverage, but stays coherent and entire despite being immersed in a maelstrom of instant coffee.
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Ginger nut. Though that's a bit obvious really.
How about you?
+1 for the ginger nut - cause it's sweet with a bit of spice.
are there any bitter old soggy ones?
club
+2 Ginger nuts all the way
Went past a farm one day and there were film makers doing an advert. There were two guys standing there dressed as biscuits.
Looked a scene of total embarrassment.
That's being an actor. Hollywood it ain't.
🙂
^^ still better than twilight
One of those Biscuits that has the word "NICE" embossed on the front. They are NICE. If everything had descriptions written on them life would be easier. That would be me, what you see is pretty much what you get.
Chocolate digestive
I have a dark side............................
Jaffa cake
Shortbread - can be thick and crumbles easily!
I'd rather be one of those posh Italian ones you have with a good coffee but I can't remember what they're called....
i saw an actor friend of mine dressed as a Taco handing out flyers the other day. Out of respect for her dignity I crossed the road and pretended not to see her.
Millionaires Shortbread - in my dreams!
My brother's an actor. I've never known him play a biscuit...
I think I'd be a Penguin
Amaretto.
I wouldn't be a biscuit I would be a Krispy Kreme custard doughnut - frosting on the top with hidden depths.
Soft and squidgy in the middle?
If I were a biscuit (and just to be clear, i am not) I would be the sort of biscuit that does not dissolve immediately upon contact with the morning beverage, but stays coherent and entire despite being immersed in a maelstrom of instant coffee.
Thanks for the prompt - but I remember now - Biscotti!
Thats a cake not a biscuit
I think i'd be a jammy dodger at the minute for winning a place for the VLM form the club ballot!
Difficult - just because it says cake in the name doesn't mean it is, though. Oatcakes are definitely not cakes.
Jaffa cakes are a bit biscuity, but I'll grant you they are not crunchy (which a good buscuit should be).
If I can't be a Jaffa cake, then shortbread.
i didn't say you couldn't be a jaffa cake, i was just being awkward
Foxes Party Ring
And nothing natural about you? Sorry, couldn't resist. That was mean of me.
I was thinking jammy dodger but there is nothing jammy or dodgy about me. Maybe a rich tea because that is about as boring as it comes. I'd maybe like to think that I was an iced gem. full of artificial colours but bright anyway.
I think in tests the Bourbon came out top.
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/blog/068-jaffa-cakes/
That too
You're quite right - my bad
Oh I'm all natural Mouse - apart fom my fillings