Oh no that's really bad. I'm afraid very few runners fully recover when it hurts there. However now there's a new treatment avaiable from Magic Beans Remedies (TM) which will cure you in under 3 months. You just need to start a direct debit to us for £50 a month and we will fix you.
Oh no that's really bad. I'm afraid very few runners fully recover when it hurts there. However now there's a new treatment avaiable from Magic Beans Remedies (TM) which will cure you in under 3 months. You just need to start a direct debit to us for £50 a month and we will fix you.
Oh no that's really bad. I'm afraid very few runners fully recover when it hurts there. However now there's a new treatment avaiable from Magic Beans Remedies (TM) which will cure you in under 3 months. You just need to start a direct debit to us for £50 a month and we will fix you.
Was chatting to someone this morning (did not mention you; patient confidentiality etc) but he reminded me that you could have used that stuff they sell in Tesco's Works a treat!
Oh dear out for an hour and the Atheists take over
Colin to keep it short.... Gospels are written by humans. But very soon, compared to other historical texts we 'believe' after the accounts happen. One instance, to keep it topical, when the tomb was found empty it was 2 women that found it. Now back in the day, women could not take on any authority. But the Bible states it was 2 women who found the empty tomb. It would have been absolutely unheard of and definitely not trusted by the greater population that a mere woman was to find the tomb. It has to be true there are so many little things in the NT, that if you know enough about the subject you can see them catch your eye. Even Athiest historians have said many, many parts of the NT would be taken as good evidence because of what is said. Plus you cannot say Jesus is a made up persona, it's fact that he existed.
Also to say I am picking and choosing or saying I don't believe the whole thing means that its all a load of rubbish is laughable. I'm sitting here in the 21st century and hindsight plays a big part. So does the fact that we are all much better educated and you learn to approach anything in the Bible critically. I am trained during college for 3 years not to sit there and nod my head that I agree with Noah's ark but instead to approach it critically and try to get at what the author is trying to say. The Bible is written by people but influenced by God.
Lardarse the CofE is part of the holy catholic Church so not true
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chop it off
sorted
I'll do it for you ......there that should stop it hurting
dont do it ?
Oh no that's really bad. I'm afraid very few runners fully recover when it hurts there. However now there's a new treatment avaiable from Magic Beans Remedies (TM) which will cure you in under 3 months. You just need to start a direct debit to us for £50 a month and we will fix you.
If it hurts when you do THAT, then DON'T DO IT!
Sounds serious
and Gingers feel more pain
or i could kiss it better...for half the price
Have you tried doing it somewhere else entirely?
Kissing? For money?! What is this place?!
I wouldn't offer to kiss it better until you know exactly where the pain is.
I was advised to use Preparation H and after five days ... the pain was still there.
I think someone's pulling your leg.
Wilkie beat me to it
But; if you take a deep breath does it still hurt??
try it like THIS instead
ah, that's better, thanks guys
That is good to hear
Was chatting to someone this morning (did not mention you; patient confidentiality etc) but he reminded me that you could have used that stuff they sell in Tesco's Works a treat!
Bread? well I never
i rubbed a load of "Veet" on it, and it seems to have done the trick
ruddy southerners - always complaining about that.
About what?
Hairy northerners?
Exactly!!
I still think he would have been better off with that stuff in Tesco's