There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
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I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
"whose brian did you put in him?"
"err...Abby Something"
"Abby who?"
"Abby......Normal, that's it, Abby Normal"
"Are you saying you put an abnormal brain in a 7 foot tall, 54 inch wide GORILLA!! ? "
"fuck it" The Deer Hunter
Cornetto
"Right turn Clyde!"
And
"You see that.....?" (points to tattoo on arm)
"What's that.....?"
"Them's Black Widders. You know what Black Widders do....?
"Gee, I don't know, when I see one, I just step on it".
'Any which way but lose'
(Could not resist cut 'n' pasting this from the Clint Eastward thread!)
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
And ...
Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea.
Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
that reminds me FF - Dark Star
Bomb #20: Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this.
Doolittle: [frantic Why don't you have more time?
Bomb #20: Because I must explode in 75 seconds.
Do they speak English in what?
You don't eat no meat?
You don't eat NO meat??
YOU DON'T EAT NO MEAT??
*shrugs*
Thats ok...ill make lamb
The Khasi of Kalabar: May the benevolence of the god Shivoo bring blessings on your house.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And on yours.
The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his wisdom bring success in all your undertakings.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And in yours.
The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his radiance light up your life.
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And up yours.
Bunny: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Ah ha ha ha! Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Ah ha ha. That's marvellous.
Dude: I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man!
It's 6.00 Bob, time to wake up, lets go
Come on Bob, get up
BOB, come on Bob, Bob, rise and shine, come on
BOB, COME ON BOB, GET UP
BOB, BOB, BOB...BOB!! GET UP!! COME ON IT'S 6 O CLOCK RISE AND SHINE ...Anna...go get th car...
BOB...BOB...BOB...BOB!!!
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOO
*a little alarm goes off* Bob wakes up and smiles
Why do my eyes hurt?
You've never used them before.
Daddy....... my daddy........
Not my daughter you bitch!
Let me ask you a question. If you don't mind.
- No, no, please. Go ahead.
Your Uncle Conrad and Aunt ... Ginny, were they millionaires ?
Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikas, but I would be pleased to partake of your pecan pie.
AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf****r in the room, accept no substitutes.
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley
Hudson: Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
From the same film
Ripley: Get away from her, you BITCH!
I'm the Daddy and don't you ever forget it, right?
That sounds so gay coming form you Tom
"Hear me talking Hill-billy boy, I ain't through with you by a damn sight, I'm about to get medieval on your ass!"
🙂
"Horse shit!"
"Talking of horse shit, when did you last arrest someone Captain?"
🙂
Form you?????
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!