WHEN I last went jogging last time I ended up shiting myself, this is really awkward as I run with my boyfriend Ben. He finds it incredibly unattractive. And screamed HOLY SHIT WEAR A BUTT PLUG.
Sorry cannot help, but, on the subject a friend of mine (a farmer) was out in the fields with the tractor when he was caught short, shall we say. He semi-discretely pulled his boiler suit down and squatted next to the tractor....
Put the boiler suit back on and felt a warm feeling travelling slowly down his back....
He had failed to think about where the top of the boiler suit was whilst pooping....
That must have been a long drive back to the farmhouse.....
WHEN I last went jogging last time I ended up shiting myself, this is really awkward as I run with my boyfriend Ben. He finds it incredibly unattractive. And screamed HOLY SHIT WEAR A BUTT PLUG.
If anyone can help that'd be fantastic!
An old wine cork makes a great alternative to a butt plug.
Sorry cannot help, but, on the subject a friend of mine (a farmer) was out in the fields with the tractor when he was caught short, shall we say. He semi-discretely pulled his boiler suit down and squatted next to the tractor....
Put the boiler suit back on and felt a warm feeling travelling slowly down his back....
He had failed to think about where the top of the boiler suit was whilst pooping....
That must have been a long drive back to the farmhouse.....
I have heard of someone doing similar in a one piece ski suit with an integrated hood - you know exactly where it ended up don't you?.....
SAP - I presumed it was what two boys get up to that was causing the problem - of course boys and girls get up to that too but they have more options so it does not tend to be such a problem.
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Change your boy friend ?
Good suggestion, Dave!
Have you tried Amazon? They sell most things.
you could also try Boots for a cure
but I hear that the shit can leak through the laceholes....
BADOOM..tssshhhhhh...
Pampers Active Fit ?
Really, really, really tight compression shorts?
Doctor, Doctor I've got the shits. When did you notice ? When I took my bike clips off
Nice bit of trolling - absolutely top class!
Sorry cannot help, but, on the subject a friend of mine (a farmer) was out in the fields with the tractor when he was caught short, shall we say. He semi-discretely pulled his boiler suit down and squatted next to the tractor....
Put the boiler suit back on and felt a warm feeling travelling slowly down his back....
He had failed to think about where the top of the boiler suit was whilst pooping....
That must have been a long drive back to the farmhouse.....
Run in your bath. When you shit simply hose yourself down and continue.
An old wine cork makes a great alternative to a butt plug.
I have heard of someone doing similar in a one piece ski suit with an integrated hood - you know exactly where it ended up don't you?.....
LOL - someone came on here with the intention of shocking people - should have done their research!! a regular topic of discussion on here!!!
Either that or it is an actual plea for someone to lend her a butt plug. Perhaps Karen can help
I presumed it was a him?
Well, there is a boyfriend called Ben - of course it doesn't mean it's not a he but it did suggest to me it was more likely a she.
There were one dwarves knocking around in the clubhouse the other day, couldn't you jam one of them in ?
SAP - I presumed it was what two boys get up to that was causing the problem - of course boys and girls get up to that too but they have more options so it does not tend to be such a problem.
What a sh*t O.P!
Not sure what help the OP was looking for ?
As suggested previously, perhaps Karen could look into it for us all
Just so we know, I'm a bloke so we can't use 'Trap 1'.
Larz - what news from the 'frontline?' Any developments?
But sometimes I just can't hold back..
I've seen a doctor but it didn't help much.