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Mine would be "Even slow runners train".
"I'm not slow, I'm an endurance athlete"
"Tapering ... please pass!" (one for the oldies)
"I may be slow but you should see my VO2max"
Nick Windsor 4 wrote (see)
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Nice one!
There was a bloke on the tube this morning wearing a T-shirt which read "I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll take a look."
Quite the classiest piece of clothing I've seen in a while
"Yes I am slow. So what!"
"And how do you feel about that?"
Fat now getting thinner
or maybe
chris Hoy is bigger than me, but he cant run
Own up who stole my bike
"This is my sprint finish!"
Coventry
University
Netball
Team
At last I can talk about this. I secretly had hoodies made up for my support crew as a surpise thank you for them giving up their time. On the back it said 'I only popped out for cheese'
On the back
"Bye Bye Patrick, see you at the finish!"
In my dreams.
"I'm nearly 50 - I shouldn't wear a t-shirt with a slogan"
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"I'm not slow, I'm an endurance athlete"
"Tapering ... please pass!"
(one for the oldies)
"I may be slow but you should see my VO2max"
Nice one!
There was a bloke on the tube this morning wearing a T-shirt which read "I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll take a look."
Quite the classiest piece of clothing I've seen in a while
"Yes I am slow. So what!"
"And how do you feel about that?"
Fat now getting thinner
or maybe
chris Hoy is bigger than me, but he cant run
Own up who stole my bike
"This is my sprint finish!"
Coventry
University
Netball
Team
At last I can talk about this. I secretly had hoodies made up for my support crew as a surpise thank you for them giving up their time. On the back it said 'I only popped out for cheese'
On the back
"Bye Bye Patrick, see you at the finish!"
In my dreams.
"I'm nearly 50 - I shouldn't wear a t-shirt with a slogan"