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Mouse - good for you! Wonderful to be surrounded by your own land for some privacy and other ventures. Hope you find the right thing soon
So, you think that shouting 'shut up' at your dog is actually going to work? One would have thought that the experience over the last 2 weeks would have told you that it doesn't.
Dear Temp,
You are a nice bloke and very enthusiastic but you really don't know what you're doing and it is taking up my precious time having to keep asking you to correct things.
I'll be more than pleased when the proper person comes back and can get it right first time.
It's becoming increasingly difficult to talk to you since you refuse to communicate with me at all. But hey, don't worry, it's only our relationship and you think you've got me for life.
ah welcome back cartoon socks man in the gym changing room.
I see you are offsetting them today with sonic the hedgehog y-fronts.
Legend.
Dustin - we need a photo!
Dear Aussies: much as I am glad we retained the Ashes you should have won yesterday and I'm sorry the weather meant you didn't.
The next test is going to be a bit boring now
Stop sticking your nose in other people's business and do your own bloody work, no one even asked you!!! GRRR!
What a great day to be working for a charity on the team that answers all those tricky questions from members of the public........
No I'm not in a bad mood your just being a d*ck. If you don't want us to help you we are move than happy to sit back and watch your staff kick off. I can even get some pop corn.
So you were just about to pop a letter in the post, how long ago was that? Good job no one was dying... no wait!
Thanks for not bothering to write your memoirs which was supposed to be our wedding gift (as we discussed). Its been a year now, you're not busy and we were married 4 years ago. You've done a lot of things during your lifetime, and if you don't capture them, they will be lost forever.
Actually, no. This isn't being swept under the rug just because you want to pretend it never happened.
Dear obese guy,
When the woman has to stop cleaning the vending machine and lock it so that you can use it, that really should be a sign that you're in trouble. Big, fat trouble.
Would it be inappropripate to point out to you all that the design should have been approved before buying any parts or even sending documents. I have explained this to you numpties that we can not do our work correctly until it is approved.
One of you highly paid folk should grow a set of balls and make a decision.
You bunch of cock wombles.
To the scrote who put my front door in and made off with various things.
CID have a fingerprint match. You're going to get nicked.
FeFe - what a coup! Just when they thought they had got off lightly too..... now they are in for a treat.
YAY!!
1. Dear friend,
No, it is not "going to be a bind" meeting you for coffee - but as I said I can't stay for a whole hour, thats' all. I've got too much on at work.
Sheesh...
2. So I email you to see if you can ship to the UK. You say, "yes we can" and that's all you say.
Since the website doesn't have that functionality it would have been useful to know how. If you can't be bothered to tell me I don't think I can be bothered to find out.
To woman sitting next to me in the office:
You really are a horrible person.
That feels better
Dear woman outside my office,
Screaming at your kid for screaming is... not going to work...
Dear Boss,
So glad you are back. You are just my kind of person. Your first thought is always, "how can we simplify this?"
I just luurve you (in a non-sexual kind of way, of course)
Follow up to the above: and that thing I have been asking temp boss about for the last 6 weeks you have sorted in about 5 minutes. Top bloke!
what-is-all-this-with-hyphens-instead-of-spaces?
Don't you even dare to start that trick again. You would do anything you could to destroy my confidence and beleif in myself. I don't want to play that game any more
And now you drag innocents into it. You really are the scum of the earth
don't let the bastards drag you down Caz x
Thanks for wasting several productive hours of my life with a pointless and infuriating meeting.
Why ask for an opinion if you aren't prepared for people to disagree with you. I have HAD IT with you. Do you actually care about the work we do? I ask a simple question and it becomes apparent to everyone that you have no idea about our company, our ethos or our services, just fantastic when you're a "Director".
*Sigh*
We do this every other Friday and it's a complete and utter waste of time. Everybody goes home for the weekend and completely forgets about it. I probably would too if it was me. Luckily X agrees with me so perhaps we won't have to keep doing it much longer.
Haha MikeFrog. Just noticed what you meant!
Or was that just-noticed-what-you-meant . .hee hee
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