Don't forget to wash your hands

So, I'm just cooking tea.

Decide that there's an opportune moment to go to the loo. Obviously I wash my hands before resuming cooking operations.

After a minute or two I realise that all is not well downstairs. Hopping from foot to foot. Cold sweat. Hot snooker cue. Two plus two equals? Has anyone guessed that I had just been handling dried chillies?

Sometimes, you have to remember to wash your hands before handling meat.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

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