Things you want to say but can't



  • WombleWomble ✭✭✭

    A year ago, I'd just got back from 3months in Oz. Can I go back now, please?

  • Things have changed a lot since I last did this, and not for the better.

    The lack of commitment is depressing image

  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭
    Can we keep this weather and forget about the stupidly hot and sunny days that cause redheads to burst into flames?
  • NessieNessie ✭✭✭
    Screamapillar wrote (see)

    Suggested group : The Women's Institute. Fuck off Facebook!


  • image so not me. 


    VDOT: temperature OK, humidity not OK - it makes my hair go frizzy.

  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭
    I'll sign up to cool with low humidity if you can get the met office to play ball.
  • I think they are too busy feeding fibs about heatwaves and hurricanes to the Daily Express image

  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭
    Aah well- frizzy hair and sticky pits it is.
  • Nice.

  • Dear pissed off group of people:

    Yes I can see why your current management make you feel that way but I work for your new manger and I know he isn't going to make you continue putting up with it. A) because he's a nice bloke and B) because there's no way he will support doing stuff that wastes time just because someone set that system up and doesn't want to let go of it..

    Also his current team don't work that way and we don't intend to start doing so.

    So trust me, although I know you aren't convinced, things will get better.

  • Dear vaguely creepy men on the other side of the world. (Well, OK, maybe you are not creepy but you are total strangers).

    Yes, I am a cricket fan. Yes, I occasionally post on a certain England cricketer's Facebook page, it doesn't mean I want to be friends with you, though. 

    *delete requests*

  • CheshercatCheshercat ✭✭✭

    Dear HR lady.

    stop coming round to ask how i am knowing i will be out of a job in 44 days time.   do not apologise thinking it will get you off the hook for delaying in getting folk in to help with Cv's etc.  We told you 5 months ago what we needed.

    You do not care so please stop trying to pretend you do.



  • Yes, I have seen the cowardly little shitty note you left for me. You can prance around nervously all day waiting for a reaction if you like, but you won't get one. I intend to ignore it's contents entirely.

  • JT141JT141 ✭✭✭
    I'm sorry. I know it's early but I've already filled my listening to idiot drivel quota for the day so you're going to have to talk to someone else.
  • Why are you dressed in a smart suite and perfectly manicured hair cut and sporting a fecking stupid long beard all combed out straight. Its not all hip and trendy you just lookklike a complete arsehole twat!!!!!
  • A) Look love,

    We have a major restructure going in very shortly - your minor problem is not about to be put at the top of my list of priorities.

    B) Unasked, you have decided to turn music on for the "benefit" of us all. Since I cant concentrate with that sh*t going on I am taking it as a sign I don't need to do any work.

    Seriously, home/takeaway/beer can't come quickly enough today.

  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭

    Mmmm beer!

  • None of that mess is mine. I'm not clearing any of it up.


  • VDOT51 wrote (see)

    Mmmm beer!

    Beer is in the freezer, takeaway is ordered, TFIF image

  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭
    Get the beer out! 25 mins is when it starts to slush!
  • It is out now, I'm drinking it image

  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭
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  • GraemeKGraemeK ✭✭✭
    Alcoholics of the local area; the low wall in our car park is not a place to take a dump, especially at 5.45 on a Friday. I don't want to see your arse in my rear view mirror as I reverse, and after I've asked you to move on, and you've done it in your trousers, I am even less likely to give you a lift.
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  • VDOT52VDOT52 ✭✭✭
    That made me imagine things I do not need to be seeing in my head.
  • JT141JT141 ✭✭✭
    C4 Homes By The Sea should really be called "City Financiers Show Off Their Disgustingly Expensive And Underused Holiday Homes"
  • MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭

    Newton, I have no idea why you have just sent me two emails welcoming me to your subscriber list for spam emails, because I have not subscribed. For your impertinence you can feck the feck off.

  • Mr PuffyMr Puffy ✭✭✭

    Harper Lee - fuck off

    the Guardian - fuck off

    passive aggressive bookshop workers - fuck off

  • JT141JT141 ✭✭✭
    Muttley, I've just had them as well. Wonder if RW have signed us up.
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