RicFRicF ✭✭✭


Rather than bring up an entire thread to chew over a subject, here's one for those in a hurry.

Just bung in a comment, anything.

I mean, I'm just watching the European swimming champs.

Always had a thought, what would the pool look like after the men's 50m freestyle, if someone had chucked in a few gallons of bubble bath?

Can't be arsed to post much more.



  • They should use that dye that turns the water blue if you wee. Instant Dq.
  • Mr PuffyMr Puffy ✭✭✭

    So, "Things you want to say, and can?" type of thread?

  • I am amazing

  • MadbeeMadbee ✭✭✭

    Seems like more of a 'random thoughts' thread, Mr P.


  • HA77HA77 ✭✭✭

    I remember at school they told us there was stuff in the water that turned purple if you wee. I knew they were lying.....

  • RicF wrote (see)

    Always had a thought, what would the pool look like after the men's 50m freestyle, if someone had chucked in a few gallons of bubble bath?

    There is a water feature in Manchester city centre that runs like a slow waterfall and always used suffer from kids pouring fairy liquid in at the top.  There would then be clouds of soapy bubbles blowing round the square until it washed through.

    Childish and irresponsible, but always made me chuckle.

  • It's 'random thoughts', not 'wild fantasies', seren. image

  • PhilPubPhilPub ✭✭✭

    RicF is making a conscious bid for most replies to one of his threads, and ICMFP.

    Random thought: This week I've learnt how much sugar and butter goes into making a coffee and walnut cake, and I don't think I'll be making them too often. Damn tasty though.

  • Cheerful Dave wrote (see)

    It's 'random thoughts', not 'wild fantasies', seren. image

    I got my bike into a bike bag....i am amazing......I will be been more amazed if it works when i try to put it together on Friday


  • DeanR7DeanR7 ✭✭✭

    i lost a game of pool today.....'kin hate losing image

  • already by this time... image

    I usually play better when drunk


  • DeanR7DeanR7 ✭✭✭

    work tournament...we are trying to be like google having pool /table football  etc to play on during the day

    another thing that annoys me....the NB/runnersworld banner at the top of this forum says its an ultimate guide to running....but has a picture of a tennis player.  WTF is that about.  no photos of runners available?

  • ZouseZouse ✭✭✭

    I like crisps.

  • MuttleyMuttley ✭✭✭

    A whole box of pasties just for me .... wahey image

  • RicFRicF ✭✭✭


    My neighbour asked me to help open her front door since her key didn't appear to work.

    The reason was the key didn't fit the lock whereas apparently it did three days earlier!

    Turned out the bailiffs had been along and changed the locks.


    Oh, I haven't paid the mortgage...

    'But you could have rented the place out for £1200/ month while you lived with your mate'. (For two years -while leaving the flat empty).

    'But I don't want anyone else living in my place'.

    What you find out from mowing lawns (Still got the money she owed me).



  • RicFRicF ✭✭✭

    Who is that bloke at the top with the tennis racket? Looks real mean.

  • JT141JT141 ✭✭✭
    I'd always idly thought it would be interesting to throw a brick of potassium into a pool. Probably kill everyone though.
  • Little NellLittle Nell ✭✭✭

    I once permanently scarred my favourite pupil when teaching "reactivity" by accidentally using too much potassium! (Sorry Hayley!) All the kids were behind safety screens and wearing safety glasses but the piece just exploded (more than usual) - made a load of small holes in the ceiling tiles and a burn mark in the centre of her forehead. She took it in very good stead - ended up opting for GCSE and A Level Chemistry.

    I'm not a teacher any more - but that's not the reason... I did three more years following that.

  • Safety screens ..your school was posh....our Bunsen burners were always setting something on fire...or someone 

  • NaderNader ✭✭✭

    Wem-ber-leeeee Wem-ber-leeeeee, We're the famous Wimbledon and we're going to Wem-ber-ly...

  • NessieNessie ✭✭✭

    Yep, bunsen burners and long hair don't mix.

    Just as well I have never used hairspray.

  • I set my hair on fire with a bunsen burner... when I had hair... I wonder if that's the reason image

  • senidMsenidM ✭✭✭
    Today I came last in a race, never happened before, wasn't injured, got lost or any other excuse, just last - bit of a downer.
  • RicFRicF ✭✭✭

    Van Gaal has been sacked but was on £6.4 million per year.

    That works out as 20p per second, 24/7/365.

    How much could you earn at that rate, in the time you could hold your breath for?

  • My daughter challenged me to hold my breath underwater for 10 minutes. Does she underestimate my abilities or want me dead?


    And the Van Gaal earnings scale would get me £120.

  • RicFRicF ✭✭✭

    £120 for 10 minutes!

    Don't hold your breath.

    Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

  • JT141JT141 ✭✭✭
    I think we should have a referendum on ghosts. Do they exist or not. And whichever way it goes that will be the official state position.
  • NessieNessie ✭✭✭


    Death puts a lot of things in perspective.


  • MokshaeightMokshaeight ✭✭✭

    What about aliens ?

  • RicFRicF ✭✭✭

    Ghosts, aliens.

    Parallel universes. Different frequency to us.


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