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Am I allowed to question if Juergen Klopp is actually any good?
VDOT52 wrote (see)
Zouse, if they went in just below your tail you wouldn't even know the scab exists
I've only just seen this. How wude.
...nothing to do with VDOT52's last comment.
You are supposed to provide basic information in a system we all use. If you think I am sitting there while you dictate it to me on the phone, especially as I am doing this as a favour for someone else, you are going to be sorely disappointed, matey.
i thought Friday 13th was last week.
My God, lady - you're (just about) walking around Sainsbury's cradling a newborn baby and I have never seen such a morbidly obese person in real life!
I really hope you and your healthcare professionals are doing something about addressing your weight or you will not be around to bring up your daughter... I genuinely feel sad for you.
FFS, considering you are probably dealing with a lot of very fragile people, talking to you lot is like banging your head against a brick wall. Heaven knows what some of your clients do when trying to get anywhere.
So the penalty for brain-damaging and permanently blinding a baby is 4 year and 4 months is it? Well, that's good to know. It will send a great message to the child abusers out there. Just act all sorry like and you'll be out in two years.
And bottom of your pile too?
If you repeat your 4am stunt of cawing and pecking at my bedroom window, it'll be the last thing you ever do.
Thank you so much for the "change readiness" survey.
Since all I had was a vague awareness that said change was necessary and have never been told what that change will be, when it is taking place and how it will effect me (and I strongly suspect I am not the only one) I think you may be a little embarrassed by the the results...
When you forward an email exchange asking me to do something, it'd probably be a good idea to read it through and check that you actually want me to see it all. Blaming my team for the delay in making payment when it was you who sat on the thing for over a month is an outright fecking lie. Especially in the condescending manner you conveyed it to the supplier.
I have a long memory.
And I keep an audit trail...............
You mailed me from the a**e end of the middle of nowhere in Africa to tell me what happened to Jon Snow. Thanks a lot.
What happened to Jon Snow???
And was it the broadcaster or the one in that Game of Thrones thang?
GoT. And I thought the spoiler exclusion zone was foolproof
I knew I would have to unfollow you in the end.
The constant motivational posts and banging on about how wonderful everything in your life is was one thing but now you are going on and on and ON about the milestone birthday some of us have already had and didn't go on and on and ON about. I mean God, get over yourself!
Like Parker in "Friends", being positive is one thing. Being like Santa, at Disneyland, getting laid is another.
I wish you luck Andy but I reckon Novak's got the measure of you.
Thought so. Maybe Wimbo, if he's not there too.
Dear Human Remains.
Yes you are little & yes you are a royal tit and yes. Insulting & making jokes about me is not clever. You probably guessed i took the job as it was better than unemployment. Saying salary was non negotiable when you knew what my old salary was does make it difficult to move forward. Be aware, i am still job hunting.
Oh, asking me if wife made my packed lunch on the first day really does show what a piece of crap you really are.
senidM wrote (see)
Dog walkers - If you're crazed mutt doesn't like runners, barking, growling and snapping, then FFS pit it on a lead in a public park, you stupid selfish ignorant fuckwits! .
I think it is quite natural that they don't like runners barking, growling and snapping.
Probably scares the owners as well.