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Andy B6 - narrowly missing out on a target / GFA time is very frustrating, your lack of empathy and consideration speaks volumes about you. Perhaps if you could run a marathon, give it 100% effort and commitment, and come very close to a demanding target time, you would appreciate how much of an achievement this is. Until then, maybe you should wind your neck in and if you don't have anything constructive to say, say nothing?
PP - I missed out on GFA a couple of years ago by around 30 seconds, I share your pain. If it's any help, on my next one I made a real point of taking the "racing line" and not going wide around corners, and took around 2 minutes off my time, I think when you're as close to your time as that it can make a difference. Good luck!
Maybe just stick with "twat"
Skinny no. Old yes.
You're still a twat - and a wanker (by your own admission). But credit where it's due, you've learned to read.