theme to Buffy the vampire slayer, or if my Scottish m8 phones its flower of scotland, if its work phoning then monty python, if it mrs LL then its the death march(cant remember wot its called)
ring ring. Simple ring tones seem popular again, as I'm always hearing them on the telly, and then I think it's my phone even though my phone isn't in the same room.
Nobody's mobile phone works in my office ... not since I TOOK A HUGE F***ING HAMMER TO THEM TO SHUT THEM ALL UP BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GRASP THE SIMPLE CONCEPT THAT MOBILE PHONES ARE FOR CARRYING AROUND WITH YOU AND I DON'T CARE THAT YOUR MOBILE PLAYS THE LATEST NUMBER ONE HIT SINGLE BY DESTINY'S CHILD IT'S STILL RUBBISH AND TUNELESS AND PLEASE TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO TO MEETINGS OR IT MAY MEET WITH A SLIGHT ACCIDENT OH LOOK IT JUST HAS........
B******s.
(Mine just has a nice normal telephone ring, btw).
When the sales reps are in, they sit behind us. One of them still has that Godawful Nokia ringtone thing, and always always always leaves it his desk and walks off.
Even though when he's there and it rings we always give it the Trigger Happy "HELLO...I'M AT WORK....NO, IT'S RUBBISH" thing, he still hasn't either (a) changed the ringtone or (b) learnt to carry it with him.
If anyone leaves their mobile on the desk in the office near me and it rings I just go round and switch it off. The owner normally doesn't notice for ages after they've returned. Ha ha.
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Simple ring tones seem popular again, as I'm always hearing them on the telly, and then I think it's my phone even though my phone isn't in the same room.
Nobody's mobile phone works in my office ... not since I TOOK A HUGE F***ING HAMMER TO THEM TO SHUT THEM ALL UP BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GRASP THE SIMPLE CONCEPT THAT MOBILE PHONES ARE FOR CARRYING AROUND WITH YOU AND I DON'T CARE THAT YOUR MOBILE PLAYS THE LATEST NUMBER ONE HIT SINGLE BY DESTINY'S CHILD IT'S STILL RUBBISH AND TUNELESS AND PLEASE TAKE IT WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO TO MEETINGS OR IT MAY MEET WITH A SLIGHT ACCIDENT OH LOOK IT JUST HAS........
B******s.
(Mine just has a nice normal telephone ring, btw).
The Avengers theme tune
Good on ya ! You and your hammer are my heroes for today.
If we're not careful we'll all be turned into Morons !
When the sales reps are in, they sit behind us. One of them still has that Godawful Nokia ringtone thing, and always always always leaves it his desk and walks off.
Even though when he's there and it rings we always give it the Trigger Happy "HELLO...I'M AT WORK....NO, IT'S RUBBISH" thing, he still hasn't either (a) changed the ringtone or (b) learnt to carry it with him.
time to change it
The BBCs theme music to the London Marathon
marathon theme will do nicely!!
If anyone leaves their mobile on the desk in the office near me and it rings I just go round and switch it off. The owner normally doesn't notice for ages after they've returned. Ha ha.