OK let's see how we all fair with this thread.
Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please welcome...
Mr & Mrs Rathon and their mother Ma... Rathon.
Mr & Mrs Ade and their homosexual Norwegian nephew, Gay Tor... Ade.
Mr & Mrs Gersnipple and their very cold daughter, Jo... Gersnipple.
Mr & Mrs Bennett-will-this-tread-ever-get-off-the-ground, and their son......
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All the way from Germany...
Mr & Mrs Ingtee and their son Vic... Ingtee.
Also from Germany...
Mr & Mrs Vall and their glycogen depleted, Francophile son, Hitler... Vall.
I had to get that one in.
I'll be back....
RB
Mr and Mrs Londo Nmarathon and their daughter . . . . now what was her name?
Well somebody had to do introduce them!
From ancient Rome, via Dublin, Mr & Mrs O'Toomax, and their 3 children. That makes 5 O'Toomax, I mean V O'Toomax.
From Athens, Mr & Mrs Tendinitis and son, Achilles... (what a heel!)
Straight from their grand tour of Italy, Mr & Mrs Band-Syndrome, frightfully posh, and their Indian nursemaid Ayah T ...
Put your hands together please for the Nee family from Southern India. Yes, it's the Mysore Nees... What's this? they've brought their neighbours along, the Shins, the Nips, the Kwads, the Kaafs and the Fheet!
Please welcome from Ireland, the O' Ria's and their daughter Di.
Mr and Mrs Bownes are here, but their daughter Lacie couldn't be bothered.
Mr Feet has had to come alone because his wife Fay Ray couldn't find trainers small enough. Maybe he will be pair up with Mrs Bunnie, whose husband Jim decided that his cross-training session was more important than attending the ball.
From North Wales, Mr & Mrs Sdatrain and their son Ray...
From Ireland again, Mr & Mrs Alap and their son Fin...
There's got to be scope for more ISIHAC stuff. How about a runner's book club or a runner's film club.
Bring Me The Legs of Alfredo Garcia!
What do you mean, how many hours did I spend composing Forum limericks yesterday?
Mr & Mrs Bulshinsplints and their son, Terry...
Usually from Kenya but always up front, Mr & Mrs Trunners and their daughter Ellie...
Long runs or short trots?