Help. I've been tricked. Conned even, into giving up the very thing that makes life worth living.
I'm known at work (and everywhere else for that matter)for being a bit of a fan of that glorious thing we call chocolate.
Okay, I'm not excessive about it but my bar of dairy milk a day about 9pm means I can put up with anything else the day throws at me.
Someone at work (who will remain nameless) has goaded me into saying I'll give it up for lent...am I crazy?? You bet your Easter egg. I'm not even religious for chocolate's sake.
But I've decided to try and make somthing positive out of this whole sorry situation. I'm going to get the b*gg*rs (at work) to sponsor me and give it all to charity...bit of incentive always helps.
Just 9 days left to stuff my face...
<slopes off to wipe chocolate from around mouth>
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No no no that's just mad, must be the sudden rush of sugar to the brain!
40 days and 40 nights of Appletise to look forward to.
(I'll be eating plenty of chocolate though)
I thought about waiting for Lent , but that would have meant 12 days more of abstinence.
Good luck
This could be really bad for my health, can one of you doctors out there please write me a sick note? Please <I'm on my knees here>