The Runner's Arms. (Forum pub.)

Welcome to the only online virtual runner's pub. I'm drinking a virtual pint of Bateman's XXXB, so what are you all supping (virtually?)


  • Same as always. A raspberry Bacardi Breezer in a champagne glass, with a straw, a plastic parrot and lots of little umbrellas.
  • Usual, a pint of virgin's blood. Sheeps placenta for garnish.
  • dan dandan dan ✭✭✭
    A pint of Abbot's Ale would be nice, thanks bar-man.
  • This is an old fashioned online pub. No juke box, pool table, alcopops ect... and of course, no smoking.
  • dan dandan dan ✭✭✭
    Anyone for dominoes?
  • >>>Ambles off to stand outside and wait dutifully for her menfolk<<<
  • Don't stand outside in the cold Velociraptor, come in and stand in front of the log fire. We're cooking a nice hot pot for all customers.
  • dan dandan dan ✭✭✭
    Do you do a veggie option too?


    And can I have another Abbot's, please?
  • do you need to ask?
  • If it's a real old fashioned pub then it will have to be a pint of old peculiar please, but for the love of god don't give fat face any real ale!
  • WombleWomble ✭✭✭
    Can I have a pint of Kronenburg and some of that veggie option please? I presume there are showers in this ideal pub for my post run ablutions?
  • Add a real log fire and a friendly pub cat and I'd be in heaven
  • Sam.Sam. ✭✭✭
    A pint of Stella please :0))
  • dan dandan dan ✭✭✭
    Where's the gents, PLease, bar-man?
  • Sam.Sam. ✭✭✭
    Can I have some salty nuts please?
  • We don't serve Stella, just real ale. Anyway, has anyone got any suggestions on what to call the pub?
  • ewwwwwwwwwwww


  • dan dandan dan ✭✭✭
    Runner's Arms does it for me, Rickster.

    Any dont serve that Hippo character: she's under-age!
  • WombleWomble ✭✭✭
    Sam. looks like we'll have to start a rival pub that sells more than just real ale!
  • Pint of Guinness for me and something to nibble

    oh yes, and I would stock up on Gordons, the gin monsters in !
  • We'll sit her in the corner with a glass of Coke. She can stay as long as She's got a sensible adult to supervise her.
    Pork scratchings anyone, before We sell out?
  • sensible here? are you kidding?
  • Pint of Black Sheep please landlord.

    Anyone fancy a game of darts?
  • hippo sits in orner with gin lolly

    I willbe quiet
  • ooh yeah, last time I played darts was in local called the Arkwright Arms(I kid you not)
  • hippo, no such thing I know I keeps my Gin and Vodka in the freezer, they don't set and it saves waterin 'em down with ice.

  • Suerly and topically you mean

    "Are you drinking what we're drinking"
  • Sam.Sam. ✭✭✭
    You're right there Womble!!

    A pub that doesn't sell lager isn't much of a pub!!
  • I know about the freezer samson;))))

  • Sam but not fosters, please not fosters
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