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April 2005
Hang on, there's a fight breaking out near the bar......
....it's alright, I've ejected the two ruffians. They're not coming in here again, they're barred!
Bloody Athletics Weekly readers.
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[Deleted User]
April 2005
That's a great name for a pub. Take it it wasn't in Surrey.
I should warn you I used to play for a pub team. Never won anything mind.
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[Deleted User]
April 2005
I'm ready for another. Anyone else? I'll get em in.
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[Deleted User]
April 2005
hipps as a scientist I thought you must, did you ever try freeze distillation as a student?
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[Deleted User]
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April 2005
I'll have a Waggledance if it's your round.
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[Deleted User]
April 2005
I'm going to see how long I can stay tee-total in here. Anyone want to join me giving up the booze?
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[Deleted User]
April 2005
h'mm had an OP to start why not an old Roger next thanks, (I promise to leave before the detrimental effects on my digestion become apparet)
:-))))
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[Deleted User]
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April 2005
Three drink minimum, I'm afraid.
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Womble
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April 2005
Another Kronenburg pleeese
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[Deleted User]
April 2005
Cheap round.
Just a mineral water for you Foo Bar?
Going to nip to the loo before Samson needs it.
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dan dan
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April 2005
Hey look!
Its happy hour coming up!
Three more Abbot's for me barman!
*hic*
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[Deleted User]
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April 2005
Someone's been sick on the floor in the Gents toilets. Come on own up, who did it?
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[Deleted User]
April 2005
not me I'm a girly, one more pint and I'll giggle my way home!
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Wabo
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April 2005
Nice cold glass of white wine...mmmmmmm
possunt quia posse videntur - we can because we know we can
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Wabo
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April 2005
you sure there be gents in here??
possunt quia posse videntur - we can because we know we can
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dan dan
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April 2005
Soz...
<hangs head in shame>
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April 2005
I'll let you off this time dan dan, as long as you buy at least 5 pints the next time you are in here.
By the way it's happy hour. All real ale is 50p a pint!
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dan dan
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April 2005
5 more pints in that case , barman!
<pukes all over Rickster's shoes>
Oooops.Is that me barred now?
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[Deleted User]
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April 2005
OUT, AND DON'T COME BACK UNTILL OPENING TIME TOMMORROW (with a wallet full of ten pound notes.)
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Godzilla
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April 2005
Large diet coke please
<vodka bottle flashes under hem of coat>
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Wabo
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April 2005
think I've had too much cos I just fell off my chair!
possunt quia posse videntur - we can because we know we can
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dan dan
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April 2005
<chucks soggy beermat in direction of Rickster as stomps of out, vowing never to come back to this dirty little hole ever again>
So, erm, what time you opening up at again tomorrow? Yeah, count me in...
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[Deleted User]
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April 2005
Close at 12:15 am. Open at 12:30 am.
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dan dan
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April 2005
What time does the buxom barmaid come on duty?
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[Deleted User]
April 2005
wanna buy a DVD player? gotta couple here.
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Sweetest Thing
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April 2005
Buxom barmaid reporting for duty.
What's your pleasure, sir?
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[Deleted User]
April 2005
My head hurts. I slipped on something in the gents and cracked my head.
Best have another beer.
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Sweetest Thing
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April 2005
Beer coming up sir. Can I put something on that sore head for you?
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[Deleted User]
April 2005
A bit of ice and a cushion to rest it against would be lovely.
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Sweetest Thing
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April 2005
>>> ST gently places soft cushion behind MB's aching head and hands over ice pack<<<<
Anything else sir? Some grapes? A magazine to read?
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....it's alright, I've ejected the two ruffians. They're not coming in here again, they're barred!
Bloody Athletics Weekly readers.
I should warn you I used to play for a pub team. Never won anything mind.
:-))))
Just a mineral water for you Foo Bar?
Going to nip to the loo before Samson needs it.
Its happy hour coming up!
Three more Abbot's for me barman!
*hic*
<hangs head in shame>
By the way it's happy hour. All real ale is 50p a pint!
<pukes all over Rickster's shoes>
Oooops.Is that me barred now?
<vodka bottle flashes under hem of coat>
So, erm, what time you opening up at again tomorrow? Yeah, count me in...
What's your pleasure, sir?
Best have another beer.
Anything else sir? Some grapes? A magazine to read?