<<ST tosses keys to Womble and MB and totters out of pub on outrageously high heels, dragging her fun fur jacket on the floor behind her>>
Nighty night peeps, not working again until Saturday night. Don't tell the landlord I gave you the keys or he'll sack me. And pleeeeeaase don't be sick on the carpet.
You may well ask! probably in the toilets with julian clary, elton john and george michael, and there's a hole in every cubicle wall!!!......get some D.I.Y done barman....oh it look's as if some holes are already being filled in !!!
Buxom barmaid knows the secret way in through the cellar.
<<ST giggles impishly and brushes cobwebs off her frilly blouse, opens one more button than strictly necessary in hopes that someone will buy her a drink>>
Blimey, what's been going on in here? I've just seen the landlord. He's up the road in the Jogger's Nipple (terrible place, blood everywhere) crying into his whisky that he can't take it any longer. Looks like he might be selling up!
A nice cold lager before you're sold off to a mysterious buyer please.
Oops, thanks for letting me know. Lucky I'm wearing foxy underwear, don't you think?
Anyone want a drink? Landlord has given up on this place, so it's a bit of a free for all (that doesn't include me, btw...i have standards, you know. I'm busy trying to live down to them)
Evening everyone. Blimey ST where's your blouse gone?
I'd like a special friday drink please - it's a half pint of bitter (to unwind from a hard week's work), topped up with Lucozade Sport as I still need to go for a run this evening.
Anyone want to be the cellarman? I am but a weak and feeble woman and can't move those awfully heavy barrels about....there might be a free pint and a lunch in it for someone.
Menu today: Roast dinner (choice of lamb, beef or pork); Veggie lasagne; Ploughman's; and the usual cheesy chips kind of thing for forumite offspring.
All food lovingly prepared by yours truly.
Any takers?
<<ST wipes hands on apron and gets back to stirring the gravy>>
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<<ST tosses keys to Womble and MB and totters out of pub on outrageously high heels, dragging her fun fur jacket on the floor behind her>>
Nighty night peeps, not working again until Saturday night. Don't tell the landlord I gave you the keys or he'll sack me. And pleeeeeaase don't be sick on the carpet.
Same again Womble? On me (he he he).
Wheresh everyone elsh?
Worst feeling: sitting on the bus, with your duffle coat hood down and the person behind you being sick.....old Billy Connolly story, but v. funny
Anyway, <tosses keys on the bar>, someone else can look after them now.
<stands out of way of stampede>
Glugg, there's coffee in BB's kitchen.
<<ST giggles impishly and brushes cobwebs off her frilly blouse, opens one more button than strictly necessary in hopes that someone will buy her a drink>>
Blimey, what's been going on in here? I've just seen the landlord. He's up the road in the Jogger's Nipple (terrible place, blood everywhere) crying into his whisky that he can't take it any longer. Looks like he might be selling up!
A nice cold lager before you're sold off to a mysterious buyer please.
Btw, I think you've got a button missing
Anyone want a drink? Landlord has given up on this place, so it's a bit of a free for all (that doesn't include me, btw...i have standards, you know. I'm busy trying to live down to them)
I'd like a special friday drink please - it's a half pint of bitter (to unwind from a hard week's work), topped up with Lucozade Sport as I still need to go for a run this evening.
But then who cares, several pints coming up.
Oh well, think I'll stay. As long as I'm sober enough to join other forumites in Sutton Park on Sunday morning.
<<ST does up buttons on blouse and leaves pub, turning off lights on the way>>
Menu today:
Roast dinner (choice of lamb, beef or pork);
Veggie lasagne;
Ploughman's;
and the usual cheesy chips kind of thing for forumite offspring.
All food lovingly prepared by yours truly.
Any takers?
<<ST wipes hands on apron and gets back to stirring the gravy>>