Well, that would be nice. But I feel I should warn you that we have imposed a flirting tax in this establishment and it has bankrupted quite a few customers in the past ;-)
<<giggles flirtatiously whilst batting her eyelashes at DD>>
I pride myself on the unusual seasonings on my cooking, let me tell you. They don't call me Fag Ash Lil for nothing you know! So glad you enjoyed it, MB....come back tomorrow for some more culinary delights. I can always magic something up when needed.
Here's your beer. I should see about that cough if I were you.
MB, you can join in the chinwag. Did you see the article about Voodoo in RW? Fantastic story.
<<ST picks up MB's mag, turns to page about Voodoo and returns to bar to deal with influx of customers who have heard there's some rather tasty roast lamb going at the Runner's World pub>>
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Want any veg with that, Nicko?
Oh and Spotted Dick with Custard please
Now, are you sure you want Spotted Dick, cos I have made a yummy jam Roly Poly.
Thinking of renaming the pub "Skool Dinners"...fly cemetery and pink custard, anyone?
Have you changed that barrel yet, Nicko?
Here's your pint and scratchings. Sunday lunch as well?
<<ST flounces into kitchen and begins scraping the roast beef, pork and lamb into the bin, muttering under her breath>>
I suppose all you lot want is crisps and nuts.
I'm one hungry veggie!
One veggie lasagne and beyooootiful salad for you dan dan.
Any pudding?
Oh, and what did you want to drink with that?
Will happily hoist barrels for a pint. Need the exercise.
<<ST retrieves lamb from bin, blows off teabag debris and rinses meat under tap>>
Its taken hours to plough my way through that little lot!
And pudding? Mint choc chip ice cream please, then a strong Costa Rican coffee after that please.Black,mind, no sugar either.
I'll have a glas of rosée later.Keep it chilling for now.
<flirts wildly with buxom barmaid>
<<giggles flirtatiously whilst batting her eyelashes at DD>>
Could I have a pint of best to wash it down please? <<cough, cough>>
Here's your beer. I should see about that cough if I were you.
Plenty lasagne left, no problem there. Enjoy. Do you want some salad with that?
<<ST settles down for a good chinwag with Womble>>
<<ST picks up MB's mag, turns to page about Voodoo and returns to bar to deal with influx of customers who have heard there's some rather tasty roast lamb going at the Runner's World pub>>
MB? MBeeee? Oh, he's just popped to the gents, clutching his stomach. Must be something he ate last night.
ST: saw the article. Absolutely outstanding.
You look lovely, barmaid!
It was an inspiring article, wasn't it? I love his photo on the forum, where it changes from fat to thin.
<<ST simpers girlishly and blushes>>
Can I have a large glass of white wine please?? Any food left?
As for food, there's some roast lamb or veggie lasagne. Which would you like?