I understand tracksters are no longer cool. Therefore I'm gonna give tights a try! I figure with some bulldog clips and duck tape I can hide my stomach round the back and voila! Athlete!
There's just one thing. What to stuff down the front? I've tried an electric drill but it accidently got turned on and me pubes got wound round the chuck (battery got a bit hot too!) and besides it was heavy. I found a 'Spinal Tap' style cucumber wrapped in foil was quite acceptable until I ran past an electicity sub-station. All my socks are short...and therefore not very.......impressive.
It's a problem! Can you help? Any suggestions?
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unless of course its for tri in which case all the clothing is skin tight
But maybe not those hard knobbly ones tied up with string you see in delis.
tights don't have stirrups - nuff said
BTW, tights are very comfy.
Banana.........maybe a bunch!
Uninterested woman to interested man:
"I'll send you some of my panties in the post. You can try to get into them on your own time."
I'm more of a stockings kinda girl.
hehe.
Can't see me running them them tho'.