Dr. Jonny's Surgery for the Clinically Insane

[Deleted User] · June 2003

OK, kicked out of Dr. Nic's surgery very aggressively, time to start my own wee surgery, the entrepreneur that I am!

Please place your coat on the hanger and allow two of our nice burly staff to make you more comfortable with this nice shirt that has no openings for your arms and straps on the back.

I hope you will enjoy enjoy your visit.

MWUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

oops, sorry, I had something stuck in my throat.......

Jose. · June 2003

hi, are you gonna have scandinavian nurses?

Dr Nic Twinks · June 2003

Didn't mean it badly Jonny, son! You just didn't go through the normal channels of becoming a Doc in the surgery, tis all.

[Deleted User] · June 2003

scandinavian nurses are welcome to apply jose, but they'll have to be thoroughly vetted by myself!

[Deleted User] · June 2003

AAA, bah! never was one for using the proper channels!

Jose. · June 2003

so it means that the moment you don't have one

[Deleted User] · June 2003

can u recommend any applicants jose?

Jose. · June 2003

i thought you had these things under control

[Deleted User] · June 2003

its a surgery for the clinically insane, things are never fully under control in here!

[Deleted User] · June 2003

Ooooh now we have a choice of surgeries, do i sense a bit of competition

Jose. · June 2003

DBSA, Dr. Jonny needs a good looking nurse, interested?

[Deleted User] · June 2003

I have my application thread posted, post a full CV please and I'll vet you fully!

[Deleted User] · June 2003

Yeah as long as i dont actually have to do anything

[Deleted User] · June 2003

Im not scandinavian

Jose. · June 2003

doesn't matter, you look good enough

[Deleted User] · June 2003

you can pretend to be, just don't tell me on your application ;o)

[Deleted User] · June 2003

Im blonde will that do?

[Deleted User] · June 2003

sounds good, post ur cv on the application thread!

Jose. · June 2003

you're married cathy

[Deleted User] · June 2003

So you have to be single to be a nurse now??

[Deleted User] · June 2003

weeeeeeell, u can be married if u don;t tell ur other half........

[Deleted User] · June 2003

ooooo, this is getting exciting, can't wait til I get my first patient!

[Deleted User] · June 2003

I'm sure he wouldn't mind me playing scandanavian nurses with him

[Deleted User] · June 2003

o, and u can't moonlight! its Dr. Nic's or us! (but we pay far better!)

Jose. · June 2003

play with me cathy, and i'll pretend to be your husband

[Deleted User] · June 2003

jose a! sharp slap rings across the room.
No i can't be disloyal to Dr Nic i'm back to the propoer clinic

[Deleted User] · June 2003

What else are you offering?

See i never actually worked at Dr Nic's i just ate the food and did the crosswords

Jose. · June 2003

ouch! ok, i'll pretend to be gary lineker then

[Deleted User] · June 2003

He's far to short and reeks of crisps

Jose. · June 2003

des lynam?

[Deleted User] · June 2003

I'm aone man woman josea and i've already found him 20 years girl and woman

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