A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small
children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first somewhat-portly mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, wearing an expensive fur coat; "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Mercedes."
He turns to the third Mom, who was somewhat inebriated; "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, who was wearing a skintight leather skirt, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
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My cubs are named after Scottish islanda btw... but i am not obsesses about scottish islands I just like the names and just so that poor woman jsut liked the name dick i am sure. well, its good enough for Dick Dastardly innit!
Ruth
John
Nic
So you havent seen the Jasper Carrott sketch about headless chickens and being sick?
not my joke
Pretending to be a student doc again......
lectures 9-6
And we had to do on call
Badger
he talks about the Ruuuuuth Phase of vomiting, when theres nowt left to come out
makes me weep with laghter every time i see it
From the telly, of course!
Not that Dangerfield fellow...
That paramedic thing, with johnny gage
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
he was gorgeous
and they resuscitated peeps all over the place
Nice , fit young peeps
(then i woke up to reality)