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I let her try it on her own. I hadn't taught her how to unlock it, so she was stuck there in the dark until the fire brigade came to get her out.
I know Hoose, I do feel a bit bad about it. But she was REALLY, REALLY annoying, honest...
The school angling club once brought a bunch of live eels back from a fishing trip and put them in the school swimming pool.
At the time he was recovering from childhood leukemia and had to go for hospital checkups on a weekly basis. First thing my parents knew of it was when he took down his trousers to be examined by the doctor. I'm now told my parents found it really funny as the doctor just looked really quizzical and said he'd never seen a side effect like it but they didn't find it funny at the time.
Best done early every morning before they get in.
A 'friend' of mine did this to me every day for two weeks as she thought it was funny.
Was particularly annoying as helpdesk always have a 10-15 minute que first thing in the day and were very burocratic.
Not so many years ago during the foot and mouth outbreak me and some mates (we were in drink at the time) nicked loads of Road Closed signs, cones, flashing lights etc, and blocked one of the main roads into Portsmouth with them. We even hung a hand written 'Portsmouth Closed due to Foot and Mouth disease' sign on the barriers.
Cue 3 lads legging it up the hill being chased by 10 angry drunks.
my brother built a fort in the garden will trucks, tanks and thousands of those little soldiers you used to get, placed carefully around. I bombed it and him with a dozen house bricks:O)
One day the police were sitting in the cab office, obviously (we thought) waiting for us. We did the usual, nicked the milk, left the note and legged it.
Once we'd fooled the police, we stopped as it didn't seem so much fun if even they couldn't catch us.
LOL - that was before CCTV of course.
Bomb Disposal peeps blew it up on the playing field. Priceless.......
.......but even better........ Ages before this incident, he'd told me he had this grenade and that he'd tried to get it to explode.
He'd even put it in the f**king oven!!!!
What a knob. Great bloke though.
Now.