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O- it is said, " good pun is its own reword"!
adverts on telly and radio
Chris Moyles
X factor / celeb / media shows
Anything wrapped in a blister-pack that needs a power tool to open it
Mika
69 dude!!!
Hesitant drivers
Lampshades with tassles on
People who say pardon
People who talk over you
People who interupt
Some days - just people
OK Mrs Monkey...you wanna upset me today?
Come here and say it to my FACE!
Kaiser Chiefs
People wearing jeans down their legs but their pants up to their chest. You don't look cool. You look like a poorly, confused grandparent.
T-shirts with "humorous" but actually offensive slogans on them - grow up people!
Threads that make me realise just how uptight I really am!
My dad, especially when he corrects what I say. eg, if I'm talking about a photo of my daughter, and call it a picture, he will immediately say "photograph" in the middle of what I'm saying.
We were once playing a game where you have to describe something but not use some words, hubby refered to a snowflake having 6 sides. At the end of his go, dad butts in "its 8 actually, not that it matters" Ggggrrrr, if it doesn't matter don't mention it, and it is 6!!
The number of times he'll start a sentence with "I know it's easy to criticise but..." and then proceed to slag off whatever my sister has done.
That since not speaking to me in a year (his choice not mine) he has now phoned 3 times, spoken for at most 5 minutes, never once asked after me or hubby and still repeated the same story twice! And doesn't stop banging on about how many heart attacks and strokes he's had, and how great his lady friend is.
That he went all out to get a lady friend within 2 weeks of mum dying unexpectedly 2 years ago (he asked out her best friend a week after her funeral)
and James Blunt
Ouch Kwilter
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Drivers who I let pull out at a junction and then they don't wave "thank you"
Parents who bribe their child to behave with treats....teach them how to behave then reward them!!
Kay Burley on Sky news...it's gone to her head.
People who wear jeans that are toooo tight and tooo low with their fading thong showing at the back...it's not a good look.
People that can eat what they want, don't do any exercise and are still slim.....obviously
The FCUK campaign. We all know what you really want it to say.
People who use foul language to pad out their sentences, particularly those who do so in a very loud voice when there are children around.
People who drive too fast in residential roads with very bad music blaring out of their windows.
People who have irritating ring tones on their mobiles.
People who don't say "thank you" when you hold a door open for them.
People who confuse their, there & they're ! (anal I know - Mr C doesn't call me Monica for nothing!)
People who smoke in the street so you get a lungful as you run by. Groups of people who walk abreast on the pavement so you can't get by!
People......
And James Blunt.
people who drive at 30 in a 40 zone then happily drive at 40in a 30 zone wtf?
people with no manners?
People who ask really stupid questions - like the guy who asked me if I was a personal trainer when I'm wearing a name tag and huge letters across the back of my t-shirt - Gee buddy I dunno - what do you think !!
Idoitic mortagage lenders who promise you the money then suddenly go - oh no i'm sorry I'm not sure we can do that.......but you promised!!!
Grrrrrrrr
I could go on and on but seriously life is too short and people are too dumb!!
Don't get me started!
people who when you are trying to order a round of drinks instead of just saying ill have a pint of this or a bottle of that fanny around umming and ahhing over some wank concoction and then are surprised when I just walk back with a bottle of lager for them because I cant be bothered to even attempt to remember it.
drink like an englishman or stay at home
oh and james blunt
People who talk with their mouth full
People who ramble before getting to the point
People who complain about life ALL the time when really they don't have anything to complain about
People who sigh
Me, cause I do everything above except the first one
People who say I had to....when in actual fact they chose to and are absolving themself from responsibility for a decision
Very rude people
People who don't care what effect they have on others
Clothes sized the same but fitting differently
Tight shoes
Gormless sales assistants
Showers that don't maintain their temperature
((Ostrich))
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