I asked what Mrs Gone Zo wanted for Christmas last night and she said ''......get me something small and thoughtful''....................stands viewing the minefield ahead
Not necessarily, MM. If someone was going to spend £20 on me, I'd prefer a tiny bottle of "good" perfume to a huge bottle of paint-stripper naff perfume.
I think the Small refers to budget I've got that one covered & thoughtful refers to using my head..................(closes eyes tight and clenches butt cheeks!......comon' brain, images flash:Ice cold Stella, Football, Ice cold Stella......... ya see nothing useful!)
No it doesn't MM! It means reach down and think about something that she really will really love! Like a really nice copy of her fav book, or a painted photograph...
Right then - I have thought long and hard and reviewed the many suggestions and finally thought of the perfect gift........................... A NICE COLD STELLA! at the FOOTBALL!..........
Although Farnie had a good idea.........but how do I phrase the card that goes with the season ticket?
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Small and thoughtful?
Thinks.....
Jiminy Cricket?
mmmmmmmmmm I really like the Jiminy Cricket idea and diamonds are small but..............(I knew this would never work, where's that Argos catalogue?)
I-pod shuffle? I got one last year, and it's small, and it was thoughtful cos I run and like music.
Diamonds (or any nice jewellery) are good.
Small bottle of very expensive perfume.
Has she any hobbies - that might help point you in a good direction.
The I-pod idea is a cracker but she has one of those already
Jewellery's a no go area (Long story)
Perfume.........mmmmmmm....will think about that
Hobbies? she's a runner (bledy good one) and likes drinking coffee.
Home made voucher for 3 race entries of her choice, including chauffeur service, personal support and a rub down afterwards?
Some quality coffee
Erm..................
Nessie you're a Genius!
It looks like a win win and definately WON! situation to me.
and the coffee link looks good - rubs hands together!
Sorry Callan but we have and espresso machine already
I'll keep taking suggestions though.......no good putting all your eggs in, and all that!
I like that Nessie!
I have been racking my brains and I can't think of anything - but I don't know her
a whistle.
the pea in it is small..... and rattles around....
Just like someones head I know......hmmm now where is she......
My wife always asks for diamonds, I wonder why...
PS She got them once. Why does she need more?
Diamonds are too easy!!! Any one can nip out and buy diamonds!
Thoughtful is the operative word here!
Not necessarily, MM. If someone was going to spend £20 on me, I'd prefer a tiny bottle of "good" perfume to a huge bottle of paint-stripper naff perfume.
Quality over quantity. Almost every time.
a season ticket?
Could get you a years worth of shags?
Just an idea.
Well I never said I was an authority on women like
Apparently not MM!!!
Then again, what men are???
After thinking long and hard on the subject, a book token it is
Hahahaha!
Mind you, I would rather have a book token than a rotten tomato cheap perfume from Curry's...
ahem Farnie!
... are you refering to my peasized brain?
(or just the size of somebodies head?)
Right then - I have thought long and hard and reviewed the many suggestions and finally thought of the perfect gift........................... A NICE COLD STELLA! at the FOOTBALL!..........
Although Farnie had a good idea.........but how do I phrase the card that goes with the season ticket?
There you go luv, I have just paid Sven some cash, and we have a box for the next match now drop em....
No?
Thats probably Mr Farnies approach....